Weak Kneed

I have heard the Tampa Bay Stadium is a dump but saying it should be replaced because of the catwalk is like saying Boston has to replace Fenway Park because of the Green Monster

Like almost everyone who faced Nolan Ryan from the mound Mark Cuban got the high hard one during negotiations with Ryan over the purchase of the Texas Rangers. In what must have been the financial equivalent of a brush back pitch Ryan was left with ownership of the Rangers and Cuban blaming the media

Lee Westwood who was playing with Tiger Woods, removed himself from the Bridgestone Invitational with an ankle injury after the second round. It was considered by experts to be an improvement as this is the 1st time in weeks someone playing around with Tiger hasn`t been left weak kneed...

In a surprise twist the owner of the Hamilton Tiger Cats says the location of the new stadium is between a site outside Hamilton or one in Phoenix

Houston Texans LB Brian Cushing claims he was experiencing “over trained athlete syndrome” after testing positive for performance enhancing drugs. It’s similar to the condition of Albert Hainsworth except for being the exact opposite

The World Health Organization say they believe the H1N1 Flu has run its course and can now focus on a cure for the Philly Flu

Watching the Jet Blue flight attendant lose his mind makes me wonder why the NBA let this guy slip thorough their scouting

Calgary researchers have created a microchip that "communicates" with brain cells and when implanted in a patient. The 1st question from the chip was “What’s up with the Flames signing Jokinen?”



Phil Mickelson says he is suffering from a rare form of arthritis which makes playing golf very painful. This means that both Phil and Tiger Woods are suffering from the effects of swollen joints

The NY Nets have given their intention to the NBA for a name change in 2 years thus opening up the path for the Brooklyn Roughriders

After voiding the contract offered by the NJ Devils to Alex Kovalchuck the NHL also increased their drug testing policy to now include team owners before and after contract proposals