Calgary Flames GM Jay Feaster has made a couple of salary dumps that seems to indicate in addition to his management skills he also has specialized video shooting skills and footage from the last NHL GM meetings.

Barry Bonds had his remaining 7 charges against him for obstruction of justice in his doping case dropped or as Barry called it a Hat Trick.

Javaris Crittenton, a former player for the National Basketball Association’s Washington Wizards, was arrested in Southern California in connection with a murder in Atlanta.  Officials with Georgia and California penal systems are hoping to land him as this could be the start of a prison Dream Team.

Tiger Woods will play in the Frys.com Tournament the 1^st time he has player a lesser layout since he stopped by a Buffalo Hooters.

A fierce blustery storm blew out over the East Coast as it headed to NY with meteorologists saying the damage would have been worse had it not run into the hot air coming from Rex Ryan’s media conference.

Vancouver has been knocked out of top spot as the world's most livable city because of a highway closure on Vancouver Island, according to Britain's Economist magazine which does the ranking.  The magazine was asked if the rioting played a part and they responded “You call that a riot?”  You Colonials are so cute.

Emergency crews in Langley, B.C. worked to remove a hot-air balloon caught in some trees and power lines near the banks of the Fraser River, but it is not clear how it got there.  Preliminary reports suggest it might have been the last of the Vancouver Canucks playoff fans to return to earth.

The biggest winners in the BC HST reversal are CFL players who can now add tomatoes to their Mac and Cheese.

The B.C. government is attempting to seize the $3.1 million home of a West Vancouver woman charged with human trafficking.  The house was used to house people paid so little they were virtual slaves.  In a press conference the President of the BC Lions says BC Place Stadium is safe as the players don’t live there.

The Stanley Cup took an unexpected tumble in St. John's Tuesday, when it toppled over and fell off a table during a photo op with Boston Bruins player Michael Ryder.  For a minute it looked like Vancouver Canucks goalie Roberto Luongo might be able to catch it but it was deflected and beat him 5 hole.

 Authorities in Minnesota say Winnipeg Jets star Dustin Byfuglien was arrested after being charged with operating a water craft while intoxicated. Dustin got support from former teammate Patrick Kane who Tweeted “Take a cab next time”.

The Saskatchewan Roughriders and Winnipeg Blue Bombers are exchanging taunts via billboard ads in the opposing cities.  Someone is getting pasted this weekend.

Saskatchewan has signed a 20 year agreement with the RCMP to continue providing services. A minor change will now see the force no longer being called the scarlet surge but the green menace.