Hockey Night
in Canada talking head and Hall of Shame former GM Mike Millbury was questioned
by Boston Police after complaints he verbally and physically assaulted a 12
year old boy during a hockey game. A
spokesman for CBC was ecstatic saying if the kid was French Canadian they might
finally have found a replacement for Don Cherry.
I guess we
now know God will cheer for a QB with a model wife instead of a model
Christian.
The Toronto
Raptors unveiled a 3 dimensional sign behind the basket in their home opener, 2
dimensions more than their offence.
A Vancouver
developer has unveiled 30 "micro-lofts," which are under 300 square
feet in size and are touted as the smallest self-contained furnished rental
apartments in Canada. The lofts are said
to be perfect for those on a fixed income, low income or CFL income.
The City of
Vancouver is looking to implement scramble crosswalks at the city's busiest and
most dangerous intersections. Police
feel this will allow greater safety when trying to cross the street during
riots.
Ultimate
Fighting Championship (UFC) star Brock Lesnar and a hunting guide have been
charged with three counts under Alberta's Wildlife Act. An unidentified source says Lesner will be
charged with 2 counts of unlawful hunting and one of not stopping when the
animal tapped out.
A new church
in Saskatoon is using high-tech solar panels alongside traditional stained
glass. The parish feels this will allow
attendees to watch Rider games while in services without draining the
electrical budget.
Montreal
Canadians fans are incensed their new coach does not speak French. Especially upset are reporters who say he has
taken the joy out of ridiculing him by not being able to understand their
attacks.
North
Korea’s dictator Kim Jong Ill died this week with officials saying the last
undisputed dictatorship now resides in Toronto and have nicknamed him Kim Jong
Burke.
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