Judas another day in the NFL

Now that Peyton Manning is with the Denver Bronco’s word is out they are willing to sell Tim Tebow for 30 pieces of silver. Rumour has it the Broncos would sell Tebow in a New York minutes

It seems there is no truth to the rumour Duke University is changing its name to the Blew it Devils.

There was a controversy in Alberta when the bus that was to carry Wildrose leader Danielle Smith was revealed showing her picture with the rear tires making a good impression of her breasts. The bus was going to be reworked until every Major Junior Hockey team stated bidding on it.

Two busloads of students were escorted to a police station in Candiac, Quebec Tuesday after an hour-long demonstration blocked an access ramp to the busy Champlain Bridge into Montreal. The students will be charged with loitering and impersonating the Montreal Canadians.

A poll of Canadians has found a majority think Albertans are “smug” and “uncaring”. Asked to comment Daryl Sutter the Alberta born Coach of the LA Kings replied “Whatever”.  The poll result was a surprise to Toronto Maple Leafs GM Brian Burke who said Albertans seemed normal.

Calgary's first poet laureate was announced at a ceremony Monday at city hall. In keeping with the perception of Albertans as “smug” and “uncaring” his first poem as the new laureate was titled “Get off my Lawn”

In an effort to start getting a better return in their trades the Toronto Maple Leafs have announced they hired Sheldon Smithens and Scott Cozens, the Canadian Pickers, to look for gems at this year’s NHL Draft.  The report is being met with outrage from LA Kings Coach Daryl Sutter who has sued for trademark infringement saying when he was GM picking antiques was his job.

Canadian consumers are being warned to avoid 135 frozen beef products, with brands ranging from President's Choice to Irresistibles to Lick's being recalled because they may be contaminated with E. coli bacteria. The only Presidents Choice to make customers sicker was when the Montreal Canadians President Geoff Molson hired unilingual Coach Randy Cunneyworth.