The Rest of
Canada was asked what they thought of the Vancouver Canucks losing out and most
agreed. “What a riot!”
The cities
of Calgary and Edmonton were not mentioned once during the Alberta election
debate. It felt like we were watching coverage of NHL playoffs.
All we are
saying… is give Metta World Peace a chance… and he’ll give you the irony of his
name.
All of the
Pollsters in the Alberta election got had their predictions wrong forcing some
to other business opportunities like predicting NHL playoff outcomes.
Toronto's
chief medical officer of health says speed limits in the city need to be lower
— much lower. The chief say if we can take 9 years to build a competitive
hockey team then taking it easy on the road shouldn’t be such a problem.
The
Insurance Corporation of B.C. has applied to have its services declared
essential in a bid to block possible strike action by unionized staff. The
Corporations says insurance is critical to BC especially those that bet the
farm on the Canucks winning the Stanley Cup.
Saskatchewan
Government Insurance has quietly cancelled its green rebate for people who
drive environmentally friendly cars. The rebate was originally intended to
foster the use of alternative fuels…like used watermelon helmets.
The Greater
Toronto Area was at a standstill after a late, late spring snowstorm added almost
6” of white stuff. This is the biggest unscheduled dump of white stuff to cover
Toronto since 1995 when the NBA Draft was held at SkyDome.
University
students in Quebec are rioting, destroying property and clashing with Police.
The Rioters say they have no real grievances they just want to stay in shape in
case the Montreal Canadians reach the playoffs next year.
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