Boldly go where no Leaf has gone before

With the financial problems of New Jersey Devils and Phoenix Coyotes it is possible that the Stanley Cup might finally get the name of a bankruptcy lawyer engraved on it. Right below Gordie Howe will be the firm Canwe, Cheetum and How.

How can you not love a horse that is the same name as the answer to most summer BBQ questions? Yes, I’ll have another.

Rioters in Montreal were questioned by reporters what was their biggest grievance. Some said it was the tuition increase, some said it was unfair legislation but a vast majority responded they were using the riots to keep their off season NHL rioting skills fresh.

A man has outlined detailed plans to build the USS Enterprise and have it explore space. The plan would require a trillion dollars and take generations to accomplish. The author of the report says the only comparable building projects are the pyramids and the Toronto Maple Leafs.

A man went over Niagara Falls and survived this weekend. It is one of the biggest free falls with a person surviving, second only to the Vancouver Canucks coaching staff.

Some bags of salads being distributed to restaurants, hospitals and nursing homes may be contaminated with Listeria monocytogenes, the Canadian Food Inspection Agency says. The agency says it was going to put out a warning to have consumers avoid salads but after viewing pictures of average Canadians it seems they have already done so.

Commuter rail service linking Mission to downtown Vancouver could come to a grinding halt if a there is a strike by Canadian Pacific Railway employees. The CFL is up in arms saying this will reduce the pool of affordable places for BC Lions players to live.

Officials warn about coyotes in Vancouver's Stanley Park as denning season, when pups are born, can make female coyotes more protective. The fear of Coyotes was overblown earlier when really Vancouver fans should have worried about Kings.

A giant blackboard in Vancouver is giving people a chance to share their dreams of what they’ve always wanted to do or to have in their lives while they still have time. Many of the writers included seeing the Canucks win a Stanley Cup, to which the citizens of Toronto replied… good luck.

Who do you think is most unfamiliar with the saying “I’m all ears”? Toronto Maple Leafs GM Brian Burke or Prince Charles?