In an effort to keep children from harm Schools in Canada have banned the book The Golden Compass and the 2007 Miami Dolphin s playbook.
Singer Paula Abdul had her urine stolen recently and in a related story Roger Clemens has turned in a clean urine sample although it is showing he is pre-menopausal.
NHLPA Paul Kelly says he feels the union should be consulted on suspensions. That way they can have the time to properly script the outrage in advance of the suspension. Paul says the union might be in favour of heavier sentences especially against players not toting the unions’ party line.
Marion Gaberick scored five goals in a game this week and Minnesota Wild players thought it was the start of a new offensive philosophy, but it was a trap.
Recent post from the diary of disgraced track star Marion Jones, “Started training, what a pain in the ass”.
Roger Clemens says he will tell all in a 60 minutes interview in the New Year. Roger will deny using steroids and then break a bat over the head of the cameraman for shooting him too tight. With all the evidence how can you not think Roger was in the clear?
Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Rom is denying reports Jessica Simpson is affecting his game. Tony says Jessica has her hands full ruining her own career. As a punishment for his poor performance against Philadelphia, Romo was forced to watch video of both the game and Jessica’s new movie Blond Ambition.
Due to the recent reports of athletes abusing performance enhancing drugs YouTube is creating a new category called denials.
Dallas Cowboy receiver Patrick Crayton was happy the team finished ahead of Green Bay because “We do not want to play in Saskatchewan”. This is the first time Saskatchewan has been uttered by an American athlete not trying to answer a question on Jeopardy
Kobe Bryant was the fastest NBA player to reach 20,000 points and the first one to do it without acknowledging any teammate had a hand in the feat. Kobe was so happy he bought his wife some jewelery for no particular reason.
