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Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Judge not....

With a new Canadian porn channel coming to TV Saturday will soon be Hooker Night in Canada.

61 year old Ian Millar won silver in the equestrian team competition justifying the Canadians youth movement.

With McDonalds helping our children our next Olympic motto won’t be Higher, Faster Stronger but rather Huger, Fatter, and Smellier.

An awkward moment when Ron Maclean asked swimmer Mark Tewksbury about being gay and Mark then commenting Ron looked better in his leather chaps the night before.

First out of the blocks on the 100 metre butt coving race is former Vancouver Canucks coach Marc Crawford but Todd Bertuzzi and the rest of the management team will be looking to make up ground.

The NHL is incensed with the way the new Russian Hockey League is poaching players saying they should respect the integrity of International greats such as Alan Eggalson.

With Toronto Blue Jays GM JP Richardi taking away Canada’s top pitcher before the Olympics he now can lay claim to managing 2 teams out of the playoffs in 1 year.

What is more surprising the Chinese using an underage gymnast or a female allowing anyone to add 2 years to her age?

After the failures of Canada’s Perdita Felicien and China’s Liu Xiang it appears the pressure of a nation is the most difficult hurdle to overcome.

Top 3 signs the Olympic judges may be biased towards the Chinese

# 3 Gives an extra point to the Chinese boxer for “artistic impression”

# 2 Justifies his marks by saying “1.2 billion people can’t be wrong”

# 1 Chinese officials constantly reminding judges they invented gunpowder

Most
Canadians can relate to Olympic Tri-Athlete Simon Whittaker as we are always trying to pay our bills, trying to maintain our weight and trying to keep our jobs.

I like to learn the scoring for sports I know nothing about. After watching a Tai Kwon Do woman’s match it seems the one that gets kicked the most wins.

Tai Kwon Do is an old Olympic word meaning to judge blindly.