Tour de Pranks...

A sign you may not win the tour du France... every time you try to light a cigarette the wind blows out your match

A sign you may not win the Tour de France...your high performance secret sauce is from McDonalds

Japan's sumo wrestlers are hitting the beach to promote environmental awareness and to remain carbon neutral planted a forest

A sign you may not win the Tour de France...your blood doping expert is Dracula

The Toronto Argos are leaving Arland Bruce off the team saying he should beat it

Japan's sumo wrestlers are hitting the beach to promote environmental awareness trouble is they keep getting pushed back into the water

Manny enters in the 6th inning and hits a grand slam... says he is feeling better in the 2nd trimester

Thieves in Australia have stolen 58 curling rocks from a truck. Police say they managed to make a clean sweep of the goods

Thieves in Australia have stolen 58 curling rocks from a truck. Police say it looked like an in the house job done by hacks

Thieves in Australia have stolen 58 curling rocks from a truck. Police say it wasn't a professional job and likely the work of an in turn

Thieves in Australia have stolen 58 curling rocks from a truck. Police say a witness heard the robbers yelling hurry...hard...hard

Kush Support claims to help endowed women sleep better when placed between the breasts replacing the old way a wad 20's from Pacman Jones

The world of news reporting was stunned when it was learned the death of Walter Cronkite was first reported on a Twitter from Chad Ochocinco

After tossing Galaxy fans the bird I guess David can now extend it like Beckham

A Japenese firm has invented a device that turns a dog’s bark into words like I'm hungry, play with me and Help! Michael Vick is free

Both Lance Armstrong and Tom thought they could see their way to victory but it appears they forgot their bi-focals

Tom Watson failing to win the British Open and Lance Armstrong falling back on the Tour de France I guess old isn't the new young

It won't be long before Tom Watson will be telling his grandchildren about how he almost won the British Open walking uphill, into a blizzard, barefoot

A big shout out to Sherlock Holmes for finding Watson's ball on 17

A report says Watermelons may prevent erectile dysfunction which may explain all the dicks at Mosiac field

A report says Watermelons may prevent erectile dysfunction which may explain why the Roughriders were playing like stiffs against the Alouettes...

Officials say the H1N1 flu could rank with the Bubonic flu of the 1600's , Spanish Flu of the 1900' or the Philly Flu of the Flyers Cup run

World Anti-Drugging Association to investigate the performance enhancing properties of Metamucil, Bran Flakes and Geritol

The British Open... you can't spell fescue without FU

Headline: Tom Watson a stroke off the pace maker

Max Mosley goose stepping down from F-1 Reich or Wrong?

Must be the farmer in me coming out but watching the British Open all I can think is look at the fescue on that one