Tiger Woods won the athlete of the decade award and his spokesman in an attempt to put a positive spin on his current troubles said Tiger has nailed the Masters and to date no reported minors.
BMO field in Toronto has been deemed too small to play football in despite pleas from Argo officials that they rarely use the end zone anyway.
A doctor linked with Tiger Woods has been charged with being in possession of performance enhancing drugs. Who knew Viagra would be the next problem for Tiger?
After seeing the deal the Toronto Blue Jays got for Doc Holiday you have to wonder if they are taking advice from ex Argos coach Bart Andrus.
A doctor has blamed Don Cherry for causing concussions a claim vehemently denied by the CBC who say you are not supposed to watch Coaches Corner if you have a head injury.
The only people banging their heads on account of Cherry are fashion designers.
A group of people called Ice Edge has offered the NHL $140 million for the Phoenix Coyotes. The deal is conditional on approval from the NHL Board of Governors and a drug test for the Ice Edge CEO.
Bettman says there are many other individuals interested in purchasing the Coyotes although the number goes down when they are properly medicated.
Rogers Communications has won a court case with Bell Canada over advertising claims that Rogers is the “most reliable” network. Bell is still hoping they will win their suit over Rogers calling the Blue Jays a “professional” baseball team.
Recent finding have shown humans were in Europe earlier than first thought. They discovered this by studding teeth that prove beyond a shadow of a doubt they were English.
The climate conference in Copenhagen has come out in support of industrialized nations paying developing nations large amounts of money for sins of the past. They got the idea of subsidising hot weather areas by those from colder climates from the NHL.
A hoax at the climate conference saying Canada will agree to ridiculous reductions in emissions were said to be by the group the Yes Men or as they are known in North America the NHL Board of Governors.
A Japanese baseball pitcher called the Knuckleball Princess has been signed to play in the Arizona league. According to Red Sox Tim Wakefield she can really bring the heat with speeds of over 50 mph.
Top 5 signs you are violating the Olympic Trademark
# 5 Your product makes people higher, faster or stronger
# 4 Your torch lights up a whole neighbourhood
# 3 Company motto has Vancouver, Games or graft in it
# 2 People say your company is like a 5 ring circus
# 1 You’re making money and not sharing with your Olympic friends
Thursday, December 17, 2009
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