The new movie The Time Travellers wife is about a man who meets a girl, disappears, re-appears and marries her, disappears again, reappears to impregnate her, disappears again, and re-appears when the child is 10. Producers thought the public would not accept it as much with its original title The NBA Stars Wife.
Finally Big Pappy has uncovered why he tested positive in 2003. It turns out he was in Jamaica and it was a vendor named Sally who sold supposedly steroid stained shakes by the sea shore.
Pity the children who have decipher athletes who are positive they never tested positive, come clean saying they thought they were clean because they wasn't clear about clear.
Big Pappy says he tested positive because while in Jamaica he encountered a vendor named Sally and she sold steroid shakes by the sea shore
Q:What do you call a man who purchases a solid 18-carat gold penis enlarger worth $50,000? A 18 Carrot Topper-Upper
Q:What do you call a man who purchases a solid 18-carat gold penis enlarger worth $50,000? Goldenrod!
Seeing pictures of Vladimir Putin I'm waiting until he appears on the list of steroid users
There has been so much rain in Toronto this year the Mayor is considering sending in the Navy
President Obama celebrated his 48th birthday by shooting his age in a game of bowling
Canada Post is having such a tough time during the recession instead an adhesive they are asking players from the Riders to lick the Stamps
F-1 racing is an International event with drivers from Belgium, Brazil & Spain gathering in Montreal to spend money while they compete for a huge cash prise in US dollars all of which is subsidised by the Canadian Government and paid for by the taxpayers of Alberta. As the French say...Tres Bien!
The Lithuanian wife carrying contest was marred by tragedy when it was used as a segment piece for the Reality Show “More to Love"
The economy is benefitting from 2 new stimulus injections the Cash for Clunkers rebate and the NFL training camps and their Bucks for F%$ks curfew beater.
The 86 swim records broken at the World Championships in Rome beat the previous record for records broken at one meet set by 85 people who met Paris Hiltons & bought her record listened to it and broke it.
Blue Jays Aaron Hill is surprised by his sudden increase in home runs but says things got better when Big Pappy took him out for a shake
Kevin Costner was trapped on stage during a wind storm in Alberta but thankfully was saved by his Bodyguard.
Top 5 things retiring players REALLY want to say
# 5 I”d spend more time with my kids if I knew where they were
# 4 I only played the last 4 years for the money
# 3 I signed with the Leafs because I love golf
# 2 I’ll miss the groupies
# 1 The Riders weren’t my only Pride
Thursday, August 6, 2009
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