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Wednesday, February 3, 2010

What Dat?

The NFL is slapping New Orleans companies with cease and desist orders over copy write infringement of theT-shirts with the saying “Who Dat”. In a related item the Calgary Flames are considering the same lawsuit over the clothing, videos, blogs... etc... with the words LOL, OMG and WTF... as they are now property of the Flames Phan Attics... a wholly owned subsidiary of WTFIGOAH?

PGA golfer John Daly says he is tired of embarrassing himself and wants to quit golf... which threw the PGA into a tailspin as he was the only player anyone wants to watch.

Daly has a history of retiring and un-retiring... it’s part of who he is... Daly the ultimate advertisement for a Harley-Davidson... when it was brilliant... everything moving with precision and speed... the throttle gaining torque... Beeeeeeeeeeeeer... I hated it when the ride ended...the violent and yet remarkably vivid memory of the law of averages... and of bonus the brutalization that followed the inevitable... something fails... he hit the wall... face first... in public... while mooning Youtube... he retires... places himself in a sobering environment... sobers up...gets some perspective on his worth both fiscally and spiritually... start calculating all of the Visa and MasterCard bills... the new dependents and cherished obligations... notice lack of food in the fridge... no recently laundered clothing... and reach a point where you go... the man with the gun to your head is right... I’ll pay back the creditors and start a life anew... so you announce a new swing... or swing coach and hit the Tour... what guy doesn’t envy that?

I have a sneaking suspicion this wasn’t the Maple Leaf Dion Phaneuf wanted to put on this year. In hindsight the trade is great as Dion can now separate himself from the chaos of Calgary.

Can we just admit Phaneuf was traded for a salary dump... during a dump? I think it’s more than coincidence that the new Nachos at the Saddledome suddenly went on the Heart Smart menu

I think the trade was brokered by CBC... having Dion in Toronto gave Don Cherry both a reason to live and a bit of an orgasm

The trade was better for Don’s hockey Cherry than a bottle of Viagra and a six pack of Blue

The trade was expected as Calgary had to part with some talent to comply with Canadian equalization payments to have not teams

Quebec was livid with Calgary when they traded away their best player to Toronto saying as a Quebec have not Province they were entitled to 1st dibs... and besides the last one you gave the Montreal Canadians... Michael Camalari... broke...

Is it even possible that at the NHL GM Meetings last year Daryl Sutter was caught on video urinating in someone’s drink? That is about the only way I can explain it... that makes any sense at least...

If that was the case we know Toronto and NY Rangers GM”s each had a cell cam...

Fans going to the Super Bowl will not be allowed to bring in umbrellas which could be a problem as everyone knows in Miami... it’s raining men...

The ban on products is extensive. A security spokesman for the event says they have to be 100% whereas a terrorist only has to be lucky once... and the Saints need a miracle...

Fans going to the Super Bowl will not be allowed to bring in umbrellas which could be a problem as everyone knows in Miami it’s raining men.


Fans are questioning The Who as choice for the Super Bowl halftime band. Daryl Sutter the GM for the Flames approved saying every now and then you have to go with a youth movement...

Oscars gave a nod to The Hurt Locker for best dramatic picture this week... but then Flames GM Daryl Sutter says he isn’t finished with his room yet...

Athletes headed to the Olympic Games are getting shots, surgical masks, sanitizers and supplements and that is just for a stroll down Robson St.

Unconfirmed reports say Tiger Woods will be released from sex therapy soon. Officials with the recovery center were quoted as saying sometimes all they need is a quickie

A report says the NY Islanders will hold their training camp in China next year. The venue is being debated by NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman as one of the proposed sites Qiqihar translates in English to Hamilton

A rare agreement on Groundhog Day in Alberta when both Edmonton and Calgary reported their critters saw identical shadows which foretells 6 more weeks of crappy hockey

I’ve spent some time on a farm so I was surprised at how green the “hay” bales were that Vancouver placed under their artificial snow for this time of year... The insight came to me during training runs as none of the snowboarders managed to find the finish line

Top 5 signs you are at a bad Super Bowl Party
# 5 During commercial breaks your host show videos of the family trip to Detroit
# 4 The souvenir New Orleans Saints Voo Doo Dolls looks suspiciously like you
# 3 All the other guys at the party keep pointing to you and asking your GF "Who Dat?"
# 2 Host constantly telling everyone about that crazy time he went to a Who concert in 1971
# 1 The surprise Halftime Show: Time Shares vs. Amway

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Shuffling the engines on the Titanic...

The NFL has slapped New Orleans companies with cease and desist orders after they created T-shirts with the saying “Who Dat”. In a related item the Calgary Flames are trying to stop vendors from selling T-shirts commemorating their recent trades with the Leafs and Rangers. The Flames contend LOL, OMG and WTF are trademarked

PGA golfer John Daly says he is tired of embarrassing himself and wants to quit golf... which threw the PGA into a tailspin as he was the last player anyone wants to watch.

Daly has a history of retiring and un-retiring so chequered even Brett Favre and Cher are going come on make up your mind.

I have a sneaking suspicion this wasn’t the Maple Leaf Dion Phaneuf wanted to put on this year. In hindsight the trade is great as Dion can now separate himself from the chaos of Calgary.

Can we just admit Phaneuf was traded for a salary dump during a dump?

I think the trade was brokered by CBC... having Dion in Toronto gave Don Cherry both a reason to live and a bit of an orgasm

The trade was better for Don’s hockey cherry than a bottle of Viagra and a six pack of Blue

The trade was expected as Calgary had to part with some talent to Toronto to comply with Canadian equalization payments to have not teams

Quebec was livid with Calgary when they traded away their best player to Toronto saying as not only a have not Province but a don't give a shit Province.. they were entitled to 1st dibs

Is it even possible that at the NHL GM Meetings last year Daryl Sutter was caught on video urinating in someones drink? That is about the only way I can explain it... that makes any sense at least...

Fans going to the Super Bowl will not be allowed to bring in umbrellas which could be a problem as everyone knows in Miami it’s raining men.

The ban on products is extensive. A security spokesman for the event says they have to be 100% whereas a terrorist only has to be lucky once... and the Saints need a miracle...