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Friday, November 27, 2009

Party Pooper

A report from Health Canada concludes teenage girls actively seek out situations where they suffer angst. This report is being studied by officials with the Toronto Maple Leafs who plan to unveil a 3rd pink jersey.

Montreal has been hit with a series of bombings with Police saying it could be mob related or fans are preparing for a Grey Cup victory.

Top 5 signs your Grey Cup party is a bust

# 5 Half time lingerie football game features contestants from the Biggest Loser

# 4 The food is green and you’re cheering for the Alouettes

# 3 The beer supply has more imports than non imports

# 2 Matt Dunigan shows up to do the play by play

# 1 Nobody touches the special “Horsemeat Hash” tribute to Calgary

You have to wonder why any fan from Saskatoon would be coming to Calgary when LFL star Krystal Grey is there.

New Brunswick has said no to sponsor the Olympic torch relay for a cost of $1.5 million saying they can’t justify the expense. Olympic official were livid noting this may result in IOC members having to eat local caviar.

I guess Brian Burkes straight talk only works on the players.

It looks like Jesse Lumsden might be the most valuable addition to a sled since Rudolph.