The KO Corral

Despite chronic shortage in staff the Calgary Police were singing the national anthem during the Flames game on Saturday while victims of crime were singing the blues.

My respect for Roger Clemens has spiralled when I heard reports he was able to get his wife to take a shot of growth hormone in the stomach to make her more attractive. Most guys can’t needle their wives at all about their looks. Roger can get his wife to take a shot in the stomach and I can’t get my girlfriend to take a chill pill.

Had a tough time explaining to the girlfriend how I could go through the same amount of beer to watch 3 games on Hockey Day as I did for the Super Bowl.

A report says there are 30% less kids in organized sports than a decade ago and yet the amount of times parents have to get up before 5:00 AM on a Saturday to get them to a game has risen. The report painted a dire picture for some sports saying if the trend continues there wouldn’t be enough minor league players to fill the Leafs.

After the terrible neck injury to Richard Zednick NHL officials are looking a requiring players to either put on a neck guard or at least wear one of Don Cherry’s shirts.

Montreal Canadians defenseman Ryan O'Byrne was charged with stealing a woman’s purse at a Tampa Nightclub. In his defence O’Byrne thought it was left behind by Toronto Maple Leafs forward Jiri Tlusty. Most disturbing was that the purse didn’t even match his shoes.

Andy Pettitte, Kirk Radomski and Chris Knoblach have been excused from testifying at the Congressional Committee on drug use in baseball. A spokesman for the Committee says with Roger Clemens his trainer Brian McNamee they have enough rings to fill the circus.

Shaquille O'Neal says his first workout with the Phoenix Suns left him winded and next practice he hopes to get his running shoes on without help.

A report recently released shows NHL players are on average older than in past years which explains the run on bi-focal visors.

Canadian Davis Cup tennis teams remained undefeated in games played at the Calgary Corral or as they call it the KO Corral.

In an effort to turn attention from the upcoming Ultimate Fight card in Montreal the NHL is looking to schedule another Battle of Alberta opposite it.

Danica Patrick is one of the swimsuit models for the upcoming Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition which brings a whole new meaning to driving with the top down.

Roger Clemens was obviously having trouble with his facts during his testimony because everyone knows he dated Miss Remember after Miss October.

Top 5 Unanswered Questions from the Congressional Steroid Inquiry...

# 5 Was the Nanny Hot?

# 4 When Roger said he had to run home from school was it uphill both ways and was he barefoot?

# 3 Was OJ involved?

# 2 Will HGH get my wife into the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition?

And the # 1 unanswered question...

When will Judge Judy issue her ruling?