Disrespect Yourself

Part of Saskatchewan was lit up by an event that was described as a meteorite, comet or Michael Bishop flaming out.

The event lit up Saskatchewan almost as much as last year’s Grey Cup win.

It looks like President elect Obama is creating a “team of rivals” to help him during the economic difficulties or as MLSE calls it a Board meeting.

With the economy spiralling down MLB teams are reluctant to give contracts of over $100 million unless the term is less than 4 years.

Two of Cuba’s top baseball players were left off the team’s roster for the upcoming World Series of Baseball with sources saying they had planned to defect. Meanwhile many of Canada’s best players have been left off the roster because they were defective.

After QB Henry Burris complained over getting beat out for league MVP coach John Hufnagel performed a really inspiring pre-game speech exhorting the team to win one for the griper.

Top 3 signs your Grey Cup Champion team is being disrespected
# 3 Players have to wait in line for admission to Club Super Sex
# 2 During Grey Cup parade they make you wear a stupid hat
# 1 Half of the fans greeting you at the airport are wearing Saskatchewan Roughrider jerseys

With GM discontinuing its sponsorship with Tiger Woods they now have no Tiger but are still in the tank.

43 year old Claude Lemieux has signed a contract to play with the San Jose Sharks and Chris Chelios is looking forward to hazing the new rookie.

Tom Cruise’s daughter Suri was named the most powerful toddler by Forbes magazine to which Travis Henry replied quantity should count for something.

Cleveland Browns QB Brady Quinn is out for the rest of the year with a broken index finger in an injury sustained while he was running around Derek Anderson saying he is # 1.

After throwing 7 interceptions in his past 2 games Donovan McNab feels he is still capable of playing and has talked to the Saskatchewan Roughriders about a possible deal.

The Conservative Government has decided against a bailout of the auto industry saying they don’t want to throw good money after bad, or as the Maple Leafs call it free agency.

The CFL is upset with the Montreal Canadians for having a retirement ceremony featuring Patrick Roy on Grey Cup weekend and have asked the Maple Leafs to schedule their coronation of Brian Burke for after the game has ended.

If they retired the actual jersey Patrick Roy wore there would be no room for future awards.

Formula 1 asked Montreal for $150 million to guarantee future races or as the Big 3 auto makers call it “chump change”.

Chad (Ocho Cinco) Johnson was deactivated from the Cincinnati Bengals line-up meaning #85 got 86’d.

Chad says he accidentally slept in as compared to most games when he was sleep walking.

It was reported Tony Romo took a homeless man to a movie called Role Model... how perfect is that?


Quebec voters have stuffed the ballot box for the NHL All Star game the first time Quebec has determined the outcome of an election since October.

A court will hear arguments the federal government illegally seized samples of urine from MLB teams and if they are successful baseball can still claim they have no drug problems.

The Republicans are blaming Barack Obama for the state of the economy which is like blaming Brian Burke for the play of the Leafs.

Michael Bishop knew he was having a bad game but when he tried to throw in the towel it was knocked down by the water boy.

With the economy tanking Governments are looking at infrastructure spending to bolster employment with major spending planned for building roads, bridges and the Toronto Maple Leafs.

Responding to the economic crisis the NFL will reduce the price of Super Bowl tickets from an arm and a leg to a leg with an option on the arm later.

Top 3 signs your attendance numbers have been padded
# 3 Person who announces a full house is able to do it without a microphone
# 2 Instead of a head count team now employing a limb count
# 1 Numbers are calculated by former Wall Street executives