35% of professional Rugby player are currently on the injured reserve list and supporters are demanding answers as to why the remaining 65% are such pussies.
Fun fact... there were more players on the Riders Taxi Squad than actual Taxis in Calgary for the Grey Cup.
I thought it was an Atlanta Braves thing but it looks like the Florida Panthers are using the Tomahawk Chop
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Fore... play!
You know it was a Canadian University Championship football game when the host is Quebec featuring teams from Alberta and Ontario and yet most of the people in the crowd were wearing green.
Traffic was snarled in Calgary for Grey Cup weekend with a sudden snowfall. Vehicles moved much quicker once fans of the Riders took the watermelons off their heads and used them for traction on the icy roads.
So a story in the tabloids linking Tiger Woods to an affair lands in the newsstand the same week he has a car accident running into a tree on his property and his wife just happens to have a golf club to free him from the vehicle. Wow what luck!
The club Tigers wife used to get him out of the car? A free Woods.
Tiger Woods wife is like most new golfers... once she hits the dimples it goes a few yards then ends up in the trees...
Police became suspicious when a Tweet from Tigers wife told her friends she was going out clubbing
LFL star Krystal Gray was in Saskatoon for a Grey Cup appearance and challenged men to a throwing contest after seeing all of the passes made to her fall short
After being an asset all year who would have thought the Riders 13th man would cost them the Grey Cup.
A huge traffic jam on the #1 Highway leading into Calgary resulted when Winnebago’s clogged up the roads leading to McMahon Stadium after hearing Snowbirds were to do a pass over
At the end of the Game none of the players would name the culprit and so sales of the Rider Jersey “I am the 13th man” quickly sold out... and the line was used often on LFL star Krystal Gray at the after game party...
Children in Saskatchewan learning the basics of football now have a new competition the Punt/Pass/Kick and Count.
Top 5 signs you have too many men on the field
# 5 The down lineman has a Pilsner hat on
# 4 You have to take off both shoes to count them all
# 3 One players is wearing number .08
# 2 There is a fight to see who will snap the ball
# 1 You manage to disappoint both the Rider Nation and your elementary school math teacher
I told my GF I wouldn’t wash my Rider shirt again until they won the Grey Cup and she was surprised I had ever washed it
Traffic was snarled in Calgary for Grey Cup weekend with a sudden snowfall. Vehicles moved much quicker once fans of the Riders took the watermelons off their heads and used them for traction on the icy roads.
So a story in the tabloids linking Tiger Woods to an affair lands in the newsstand the same week he has a car accident running into a tree on his property and his wife just happens to have a golf club to free him from the vehicle. Wow what luck!
The club Tigers wife used to get him out of the car? A free Woods.
Tiger Woods wife is like most new golfers... once she hits the dimples it goes a few yards then ends up in the trees...
Police became suspicious when a Tweet from Tigers wife told her friends she was going out clubbing
LFL star Krystal Gray was in Saskatoon for a Grey Cup appearance and challenged men to a throwing contest after seeing all of the passes made to her fall short
After being an asset all year who would have thought the Riders 13th man would cost them the Grey Cup.
A huge traffic jam on the #1 Highway leading into Calgary resulted when Winnebago’s clogged up the roads leading to McMahon Stadium after hearing Snowbirds were to do a pass over
At the end of the Game none of the players would name the culprit and so sales of the Rider Jersey “I am the 13th man” quickly sold out... and the line was used often on LFL star Krystal Gray at the after game party...
Children in Saskatchewan learning the basics of football now have a new competition the Punt/Pass/Kick and Count.
Top 5 signs you have too many men on the field
# 5 The down lineman has a Pilsner hat on
# 4 You have to take off both shoes to count them all
# 3 One players is wearing number .08
# 2 There is a fight to see who will snap the ball
# 1 You manage to disappoint both the Rider Nation and your elementary school math teacher
I told my GF I wouldn’t wash my Rider shirt again until they won the Grey Cup and she was surprised I had ever washed it
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