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Thursday, April 23, 2009

A way too active stick!

The Toronto Argonauts are upset with Rogers Communication asking for more NFL games saying they had a “Gentleman’s agreement” to limit the number to 8. When asked about this Rogers said it was more of a “Gentleman’s Club” agreement where it was understood they will try to strip every dollar from gullible fans.

If the NY Jets are going to change the start time of a game to allow people to be at home in time for the Jewish day of atonement, shouldn’t the Maple Leafs start playing now to make up for last year?

Roger Millions of Sportsnet was caught on tape accidentally uttering a beauty of a curse after messing up a segment. The clip was viewed over 45,000 times on YouTube or roughly the same number of people who watched Sportsnet all of last year.

I’m a little confused over the new terms being bandied about during the NHL playoffs as I thought an active stick is what got Travis Henry into so much trouble.

The US is asking Canada to send them some F-16 Fighters but there is some resistance as the last time we sent them some Jets they never came back to Winnipeg.

Some people were questioning Sean Avery chirping at Washington goalie Simeon Varlamov because he doesn’t speak English but ask any Psychiatrist and they will tell you crazy is a universal language.

Calgary and Chicago celebrated Earth Day with each team suggesting the other take a hike, jump in a lake or consume some naturally occurring fertilizer.

Michael Phelps says he will unveil a new freestyle stroke at the next meet. Phelps says he saw how to get extra reach in the move when he was passing the bong over the head of some dudes to a really hot blond.

You know the hockey fans of Montreal were dejected when after their playoff defeat to Boston they didn’t even have the heart left to burn and pillage the streets.

Top 5 worst trash talk lines
# 5 Your eyes look so blue with that helmet
# 4 Mom says she loves me more
# 3 Your carpet doesn’t match your drapes
# 2 You couldn’t even get a decent job with Vogue
# 1 Oh Yeah?