An ancient tribe has been discovered in the Brazilian rain forest whose inhabitants are so backwards their hockey teams still use the trap.
A 9 year old Gorilla has impregnated the mate of a much older male a feat more remarkable because he doesn’t play basketball.
Hillary Clinton saying she should be the Democratic nominee because she has more votes but less delegates is like the Toronto Maple Leafs saying they should have made the playoffs because they had more fans but less wins.
Police say a fire in the film library of Universal Studio’s could have been put out sooner if New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick would have stopped throwing tapes on it.
Universal Studios say they managed to save most of the video tapes from the fire but unfortunately lost all Super Bowl warm-ups for the last 5 years.
Travis Henry was distraught after being let go from the Denver Broncos pleading to not let him spend more time with his families.
Had to be a tough week for CFL player Duncan O’Malley when he was punted from Calgary, and then given the quick kick out of Edmonton.
New York was excited to see the return of Sex in the City but Chicago was not so enamoured with the reappearance of Rex in the City.
Tiger Woods says no one watches hockey a comment that was vehemently denied by NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman once he finished playing the back nine.
Formula 1 President Max Mosley was supported by the general assembly and will retain his position. All further questions will not be answered as Mosley has imposed a gag order on the group.
The Toronto Maple Leafs are continuing with their search for a GM and have asked Nabisco for permission to talk to the person that developed the new Shreddies Diamond commercial.
With a record number of murders in Calgary it seems the only ones lacking a killer instinct are the sporting teams.
Top 3 Signs the CFL has begun training camp...
#3 The number of US visitors to Canada doubles
# 2 Hamilton has lost its first 2 inter-squad games
# 1 Toronto has sold all of the tickets for the upcoming NFL games
Don Cherry says he has no grudge against Sidney Crosby and won’t talk about his relations with players because he doesn’t kiss and tell.
The rash of former Olympic winners being asked to return their medals has forced organisers to add a GPS device to the award in order to make retrieval easier.
The International Olympic Committee has provisionally suspended the Iraqi team although according to team officials they still have a shot at it.
The IOC has announced the finalists for the 2016 Olympic Games and will announce the winner once the cheques clear.
