March Mattress

Showing how different East and West are? The Quebec Government is banning burkas from public offices and after getting shelled by the Boston Bruins Flames fans are asking to be allowed to wear them

Tiger Woods is having a “press conference” timed for the same day as the final in March Madness and to capitalize on the event he is calling it March of the Mattress

Jennifer Jones is a dead ringer for Ann Coulter only she should be allowed the freedom to screech after losing at the World Curling Championships

The Calgary Vipers made another trade this week but instead of trading for bats they got rid of their MVP which took balls

George St. Pierre sounded so upset after winning the UFC fight you think he should spend more time wrestling his demons

In a rare agreement both the NHL and Marc Savard admit they never saw Matt Cook’s dirty head shot

Not sure if the gathering of old white men discussing the future of Canada’s national pastime was the NHL Board of Governors or the Liberal Party

A Florida man was accidentally credited with $88 billion in his account. The error was discovered when the NHL did a credit check for another expansion team in Ft. Lauderdale

Statistics show Calgary had a slight increase in fuel consumption during Earth Hour but it was just the result of Flames fans smouldering over their pasting

President Obama may have failed in predicting his March Madness bracket but wealthy Americans lost more when he won the Health Care battle that increased their tax brackets

I wonder if the CD the NHL sent to teams to show the players what an illegal hit is has a soundtrack by the Talking Heads?