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Thursday, December 16, 2010

Blow them Boys

Really Calgary sports media?

Is every answer to the question...

“What wrong with the Flames?”

...the Sutters?

That’s it?

That is all you have?

Statistically the last 5 years have been some of the most successful

Really enjoyable from the point of view of us...

Flames Fans...

We made it to the Stanley Cup final and we all know that if there wasn’t a lockout it would have been a spectacular year...

we really coulda been a contenders...

The Flames have lost recent 1st round picks to addictions, injury and tragic death

Yet every year we were competitive...

every year we coulda won it all (OK cap space issues, crippling injuries and horrific slumps aside)

Why must the Sutters go Calgary sports media?

What? Won’t they drink with you?

Is it easier or more profitable to write negative articles and fluff analysis?

The Flames Fans hope the Sutters are not going anywhere...

They are winners and sometimes winners lose... but most Flames Fans know... they will win again... because they are winners.

We Flames Fans hope they are given every opportunity to create a powerhouse

Most Flames Fans biggest nightmare is not the Sutters...

It is the Sutters ... leaving

I haven’t read the current Global warming statistics to confirm but I have a hunch they may be moving the herd up a little north... the grass is greener and the droughts are not as prolonged. To a rancher a well fed herd is a happy herd.

That should sober up anyone who thinks calling for the head of a Sutter is smart...

Could you imagine... as a Flames Fan... the Oiler rookies up in Edmonton... coached by Daryl... managed by Brent... scouted by pretty well every relative from Red Deer... and then there is the cousins...

Now let’s pretend the Sutters entice either Jay Bowmeister or Mark Giradino in a couple of years... if you want a real chill think of them being free agents or “traded” by Daryl to Brent...

Mikka might be willing to stop nearly everything humanly possible... for a couple years... for a lot of money...

and Ignila might want to to win one for him and his wives hometown in 2 years...

This is like the Miami Heat only it would be really cold for Flames Fans...

So here is a recap...

Short of oral sex... the sports writing community should strive to represent a more accurate reflection of the views of Flames Fans... perform the service of documenting the victories and defeats or the Flames will be playing the future Sutters and their Oilers... and they still have draft choices...

The reason we are Flames Fans goes beyond hockey.

Calgary is a very educated (whatever that means) City...

Statistics Canada will back it up...

We are technologically savvy...

We understand business...

All Flames Fans have a life... but we are connected virtually to their success

Flames Fans are really OK with the Sutters building a dynasty...

Flames Fans don’t see the logic or fun in blowing it up...

When your fantasy team is wearing Victoria Secret...

Why put a burlap sack over it?

Brett before King

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