Former CFL wide receiver Brad Smith will be the 1st contestant on The Bachelor Canada TV Show. The show has a nod to the CFL when Smith takes his picks to McDonalds and a walk thru a park as his dream date.
This is the 1st time a female from a reality TV show can truthfully answer "I love him for more than his money".
The playoff success of the Phoenix Coyotes has players and executives excited for the future. A spokesman for the team says players can now upgrade their living arrangements from daily Hotel to monthly Condo. Officials are excited by the increased revenue from the post season. In particular the white flags of surrender have been turned into a "white out" fan towel that sell for $60.00 in souvenir shops. If any are left over the towels can be used to pack the dishes for the move to Quebec City.
Andy Pettitte took to the stand against Roger Clemmens and told the court he heard Roger say HGH would help him recover. This is ironic because since refusing to say he took HGH, Roger's career has never recovered. The next day in cross examination Pettitte said he might have been mistaken and Clemmens could have said something less controversial like "PCP help you recover".
Nashville Predators coach Barry Trotz has a difficult decision to make. Does he restore forwards Alexander Radulov and Andrei Kostitsyn after they were sat out for drinking late at night and the team won, or does he take the high road? The players plan to star in the new vodka commercial "Smirnoff when you want to put your career on ice".
The California Angels say they are not concerned Alex Pujols has not hit a home run despite paying $250 million for his services. A team spokesman says most of the money has already been recovered by selling the rights to the movie. Execs say it will make the Titanic look like a leaky rowboat.
Los Angles Lakers suspended forward Metta World Peace will be a guest on Conan to explain his recent elbow to the head of James Harden of the Oklahoma Thunder. Peace says he had other offers most notably from the David Letterman show to perform a stupid human hit.
