Robyn Regehr of the Calgary Flames has endorsed the use of environmentally friendly diapers which is handy since fans of the team are crapping themselves over their play of late.
Former tennis star John McEnroe was hustled out of over $3 million in an art scam. You would think of all people he could see a phony racquet with strings attached.
Top 5 NHL April Fools Headlines
# 5 Leafs win!
# 4 Sean Avery stunner “I re-designed the nurses uniforms while in rehab”.
# 3 Gary Bettman confesses he likes Sunbelt teams because he hates winter
# 2 Sources reveal Brian Burke used Ron Lowe as a reference for Leafs job
# 1 Parti Québécois say speaking French not important to coach the Montreal Canadians
Fans in Alberta are more concerned about the lame duck coaching the Oilers than the dead ducks coated in oil.
Canadian Olympic officials have reached an agreement with the IOC on the logo for the hockey jerseys at the 2010 Games. The new logo acknowledges both Canada and the Olympic movement with a picture of a beaver cutting down a tree to make paper which is converted into money to be thrown at IOC officials.
The CFL trading season is in full swing with players being sent to teams for future considerations, IOU’s and a deposit on bottles to be drunk later.
Thursday, April 2, 2009
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