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Sunday, January 30, 2011

Break the tape

Privately the US treasury is happy the Chicago Bears lost as the security costs for President Obama going to the game would be difficult to explain to the Chinese. By losing Chicago may have saved taxpayers billions.

Not saying the Chicago offense was crappy but in a City known for organized crime they made the Green Bay defence an offal they couldn’t refuse.

It was exciting to have Green Bay win on an interception but it would have been magic if Brett Favre had thrown it.

There is a lot of frustration with the amount of sticks that break during key times in an NHL game. The issue is more complicated because of the US/Canada hard wood and no wood agreement, which allows Maple bats in MLB and combustible sticks in the NHL.

Ironic isn’t it? The controversies over a Canadian bat that is made from trees in Canada by a few woodworkers and the American designed Chinese produced European influenced sticks. The bats cost $50 to replace and break about every 10 uses and the sticks cost about $500 and 25% break during taping.

Jack Lalanne the 1st real weightlifting Guru has passed away at 96. In accordance his body will be cremated and his ashes kicked in the face of a 98 lb. weakling

The Indian Government has fired their Commonwealth Games chief citing corruption, kickbacks and graft or as it is know in India, Tuesday. The fired chief quickly landed on his feet as the coordinator for the new Stadium in Hamilton.

Peter Forsberg is practicing with the Colorado Avalanche in hopes he could resume his NHL career. Forsberg is the Brett Favre of the NHL except the only junk he texts pictures of is his foot.

Philadelphia Flyers defenseman Chris Pronger says he will sell the puck he took off the ice after last year’s Stanley Cup loss. Pronger says the puck is a symbol of rubber gone wrong and he wants it out of his house to which NY Jets Antonio Cromartie said “True dat”.