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San Antonio Spur Richard Jefferson left his bride at the altar surprising no one with his reluctance to take it to the hole

Travis Henry was sentenced to 3 years for drug trafficking which works out to 3,768 conjugal visits

After a day of gouging, low blows and hits from behind NFL players were glad to get out of Congress and back to the field

When a Visa bill for $23,148,855,308,184,500.00 showed up a Texas man said that was the last time he takes the family to a Yankee game

A man who got a $23,148,855,308,184,500.00 Visa bill was torn the payments were killer but the bonus points got him a seat on the Shuttle

I'm waiting for Allan Iverson's new rant over his latest salary offers...Pittance... we're talking about pittance!!

I wonder how much of Gary Bettman’s $7.1 million salary is held back in escrow?

The owners of the Chicago Cubs may put the team into bankruptcy to hasten the sale but worry they may become known as losers

A report says swearing increases tolerance to pain which explains how Leaf fans survive the season long agony

The romance between Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo is dead...with Cowboy fans wearing their Daisy Dukes at half assed

Most NFL teams see retro jerseys as a license to print money Bengals find it more of a license to build plates

Phoenix owner Jerry Moyes is accusing bidders of colluding to produce an uncompetitive bid or as the teams scouting staff call it draft day

Headline: Boxer Arturo Gatti loses fight for biggest purse of his life

Nike confiscated an embarrassing tape of a kid dunking on King James... Leafs have asked CBC to bury the footage of the team from ’68-‘09

Canada hosts hockey tournament on Israel/Lebanon border ...Middle East Peace eh?

NBA Commissioner spends vacation scaling mountain while the NHL's tries to dig out from a mountain of crap

The wife of Arturo Gatti is being held by Police because she didn't see her husband was dead in the Hotel for 10 hrs. My girlfriend is still not seeing the connection

The Saskatchewan Roughrider defence gave the Toronto Argos a whole new definition of getting a Chickkicking

The Argos seem to be playing flag football.

Is a shovel pass eligible for infrastructure funding?

I found a great new tool to watch games on TSN it's not HD it's MUTE! Does HD mean hopefully deaf?

Wearing my green underwear for the Roughrider game today... girlfriend says they weren't originally green...

Harry Potter opened this weekend the story of a girl attracted to a boy with a magic wand. Travis Henry is suing.
Winnipeg spying on Hamilton is like Angelina Jolie getting diet advice from Rosie O’Donnell

F-1 Chairman Max Mosley says he will step down this year so he can devote more time to humiliating his family

Tom Watson nearly shot his age in the British Open and not to be outdone John Daley shot his pant size

Top 5 excuses for failing a drug test
# 5 Gave mouth to mouth to Amy Winehouse
# 4 Ate a genetically modified prairie oyster
# 3 Mixed up steroid with haemorrhoid cream
# 2 Ate my teenagers brownies by mistake
# 1 Left the untainted pee in my other pants