Sean Avery has received some support from President Bush over his suspension with the Commander in Chief saying sometimes it’s OK to waterbottle.
A new report from the EPA says prescription drugs are turning up in the water supply to which Roger Clemens replied “See I told you it could happen to anyone”.
Canada and Chinese Taipei were involved in a bench clearing brawl during an Olympic qualifying match. Police were called in to restore order and declare independence from China.
Aaron Rogers has asked Green Bay Packers fans for patience saying it will take him a few interceptions to erase the memory of Brett Favre.
Actor Billy Crystal signed a 1 day contract with the NY Yankees where he will play in an exhibition game and later as part of the new MLB drug testing policy analyze piss.
You have to wonder if Billy took a performance enhancing drug would it be Crystal Clear.
A soccer brawl in Columbia which injured 85 people was apparently started by a jealous boyfriend. Official with Columbian soccer say they are investigating and will not offer free tickets again to Travis Henry.
A report has confirmed Roger Federer had mono which contributed to his recent loss in the Australian Open. Now that he is recovered the rest of the men can kiss their hopes at winning good bye.
China says they have foiled a terrorist plot that threatened the Olympics and have jailed 50,000 dissidents just to be safe.
The NHL is interested in holding an outdoor game at Yankee Stadium. It will be the last game played there which will make it the House that Ruth Built and Bettman brought down.
Although the teams have not yet been announced players are already lining up for a shot at the Yankees trainers.
Calgary Flames winger Jerome Iginla became the teams leading goal scorer and the ovation was so loud some of the fans had to put down their Blackberries to see what was going on.
Colorado Avalanche forward Peter Forsberg has been a game time decision with trainers deciding whether to keep him out of the line-up with a foot injury, back injury or groin injury.
With F1 coming to Singapore for the coming year you have to wonder if the fast new corner will be called the Singapore Sling.
Bad news on the New England Patriots Spygate scandal when it was discovered the tape that was to have shown the Patriots filming the St. Louis Rams during Super Bowl XXXVI was accidentally taped over for an episode of Lost.
Top 3 Signs the air in Beijing is becoming healthier
# 3 Air quality has been upgraded from “chunky” to “chewy”
# 2 Citizens now wearing masks just to rob you
# 1 Less Environmentalists being shot every day
Germany has confiscated over 1.3 tons of steroids. Officials became suspicious when they arrested 2 women carrying the steroids home on their backs.
In a related story German officials are warning citizens not to expect the usual results in Olympic weight lifting, hammer throwing or Volkswagen tossing.
