Now that Peyton Manning is with the Denver Bronco’s word is
out they are willing to sell Tim Tebow for 30 pieces of silver. Rumour has it the Broncos would sell Tebow in a New York minutes
It seems there is no truth to the rumour Duke University is
changing its name to the Blew it Devils.
There was a controversy in Alberta when the bus that was to
carry Wildrose leader Danielle Smith was revealed showing her picture with the
rear tires making a good impression of her breasts. The bus was going to be
reworked until every Major Junior Hockey team stated bidding on it.
Two busloads of students were escorted to a police station
in Candiac, Quebec Tuesday after an hour-long demonstration blocked an access
ramp to the busy Champlain Bridge into Montreal. The students will be charged
with loitering and impersonating the Montreal Canadians.
A poll of Canadians has found a majority think Albertans are
“smug” and “uncaring”. Asked to comment Daryl Sutter the Alberta born Coach of
the LA Kings replied “Whatever”. The
poll result was a surprise to Toronto Maple Leafs GM Brian Burke who said
Albertans seemed normal.
Calgary's first poet laureate was announced at a ceremony
Monday at city hall. In keeping with the perception of Albertans as “smug” and “uncaring”
his first poem as the new laureate was titled “Get off my Lawn”
In an effort to start getting a better return in their
trades the Toronto Maple Leafs have announced they hired Sheldon Smithens and
Scott Cozens, the Canadian Pickers, to look for gems at this year’s NHL Draft. The report is being met with outrage from LA
Kings Coach Daryl Sutter who has sued for trademark infringement saying when he
was GM picking antiques was his job.
Canadian consumers are being warned to avoid 135 frozen beef
products, with brands ranging from President's Choice to Irresistibles to
Lick's being recalled because they may be contaminated with E. coli bacteria.
The only Presidents Choice to make customers sicker was when the Montreal
Canadians President Geoff Molson hired unilingual Coach Randy Cunneyworth.
