My heart is with Scotties

Montreal police are being tight lipped about the types of drugs an alleged mobster friend of Canadians players was selling but they quickly ruled out ones that were performance enhancing.

GM Bob Gainey says players are often given gifts to become trophy friends. Players from the Leafs, Chicago Cubs and any Cleveland team say this is not a problem for them.

The Toronto Maple Leafs will raise ticket prices next year the only upward projection for the team in the next few years.

The Leafs say this is necessary due to the increase in the salaries of coaches and management or as they call it non-producing assets.

Things sure have changed in women’s curling from when I was a kid. They should re-name the championship the Scott’s Tournament of Hots. This is the type women that usually give me the brush off.

Tiger Woods is back playing or as the rest of the PGA calls it the beginning of their Depression.

An ethical debate has erupted over the development of a drug that could cure people with developmental disabilities. This could have a drastic impact on those with learning disabilities, dyslexia and of course panel discussions on TSN.

The Alberta Government is spending $25 million to replace the slogan “Alberta Advantage”. Early favourites are “Alberta gateway to Saskatchewan”, “Alberta our sports teams have a beef” and “Alberta move back when we have money”.

Calgary Oilman Brett Wilson is said to be buying a piece of the Nashville Predators after the due diligence by Commissioner Gary Bettman is complete. The reason for the delay is Bettman isn’t used to a potential owner having ties to the game and actual money.

Scientists say they have found the “happy” gene which predicts how a much enjoyment a person will have in life. This gene is dependent on a number of others including the playoff performance gene, point spread gene and understanding wife gene.

Swiss scientists say gamers who grip their consoles too tight run the risk of developing a skin disorder marked by painful lumps on the palms. NHL players who grip their sticks too tight have a similar condition only they display lumps on their statistics.