Former US vice President Dick Cheney is coming to Calgary to give a talk, make some money and exchange enhanced interrogation techniques with the Sutters.

A Russian man jumped out a 5 story window, twice, in an attempt to get his wife to stop nagging.  Defensive lineman Albert Hainsworth says he considered doing that to get away from ex-coach Mike Shanahan but couldn’t get up the stairs.

A company in NY is making a 911 Merlot wine that the vintner says has a Smokey taste.  The wine has caught the eye of the Vancouver Canucks who plan to bottle a wine from their 2011 Stanley Cup run and say it will be a Rioting Riesling.  Naming a wine after a disaster is something the Toronto Maple Leafs are considering bottling with the Bud Wine.  It will feature losing vintages from such seasons as 2011, 2010, 2009, 2008, 2007 etc.

Jack Nicholas says Tiger Woods can still beat his record for most Majors if he gets the 5 inches between his ears under control.  Most experts say Tigers biggest problem is the reported 7 inches in his pants.

Sidney Crosby has been cleared to play without contact so I guess he is only going to suit up for games against the Vancouver Canucks.