Grrreeeaaattt!

Andre Agassi says he used crystal meth in his tennis career. And I thought they survived on Crystal Lite like their commercials said.

With both starting pitchers in the World Series former Cleveland Indians shouldn’t the City get some bragging rights?

A major goalie controversy has erupted in Montreal with Halak now having to carry Price.

Rogers Communication, owners of the Toronto Blue Jays, extended the contract of Paul Beason the 1st step in a rebuilding project scheduled to take minutes.

Rogers was denying rumours of an impending sale saying they receive almost 26% of their mobile communication divisions’ revenues from people texting “Jays Suck”.

A major breakthrough in limb replacement surgery has NFL officials excited about increasing the number of regular season games.

Not sure which story is getting the most coverage the H1N1 or the Leafs won, Leafs won!

It was 50 years ago the 1st goalie dared to wear a mask in a NHL contest changing the game forever as the object now was to knock off the mask.

Dr.’s are saying marijuana can be successful in removing hemorrhoids and was confirmed by every pro athlete that has spent serious time on the bench.

In the grand scheme of promotion how sad is it when the NHL is in a legal battle against one of the greatest players ever over money?

How can we thank Gary Betman for turning the simple pleasure of remembering Wayne Gretzky as the great one replace with him having to hire a great lawyer to save his reputation and money?

Police say a confrontation among rival fans in Brazil left two people hospitalized with gunshot wounds but Olympic officials are confident the violence will decrease once the soccer teams are finished their elimination rounds.

How many Mark McGuire puns are allowed with his hiring as hitting coach for the St. Louis Cardinals? Will he show the new players how he creamed them? Could be a shot in the arm for the team... could be a shot in the ass. There should be a contest.

Top 5 signs your new hitting coach is on steroids
# 5 Throws harder than the pitching machine
# 4 Doubles as the team masseuse and moisturizer
# 3 Asked to instruct nurses giving H1N1 shots
# 2 Keeps getting larger batting helmets
# 1 Favorite saying... “Take a pill”.