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Friday, April 20, 2012

Bengal Bungle


In year-end interviews management for both the Calgary Flames and Edmonton Oilers had the same thing to say "How about that election?"

The US Secret Service is in a scandal after 11 members were sent home from Columbia after a $47 bill was not paid for a prostitute. Reaction from the NBA was quick and decisive... they scheduled next years All Star game for Columbia and paid the tab up front.

The US soccer team unveiled their new uniform featuring a prison stripe pattern. They have been condemned by the Cincinnati Bengals who say that is a copyright infringement of their 3rd jersey

Police in Vancouver are bracing for a riot if the Canucks lose in their 1st round match against Los Angles. A spokesman says they hope everyone will put down the Bud light and just light up some BC Bud and chill.

A B.C. father has refused to pay a $1,400 bill received from Rogers after his teenage son was charged for sending hundreds of texts, despite a contract that includes unlimited texting in Canada. The father was incensed saying most of the texts were just harmless OMG & WTF? to friends watching the Canucks pay.

The NHL is handing out a record number of penalties during this years playoffs. A spokesman says there is no truth to the rumours the fines are going to buy tickets to the Phoenix Coyotes games and the 1/2 full building and reports of a sell out are just "speculation"