A Long Shot

Daryl Katz the owner of the Edmonton Oilers has donated $500,000 to the Art Gallery of Canada He says he really hoped this time he would help in creating a masterpiece.



Bad day for the NBA with Gilbert Arenas getting suspended for bringing a gun to work and Greg Oden for unleashing his on the internet.



Oden was remorseful for taking the pictures but happy they showed a corresponding proportion



If PM Harper was really serious about making Canadians happy he would prorogue the NHL season for Toronto, Calgary and Edmonton



A debate is raging in light of Tiger Woods transgressions as to whether sex addiction is an actual medical condition and if it is should it be treated by nurses?



A new theme park at Universal Studio’s is based on the Harry Potter novels but to keep some of the souvenirs current they are asking for permission to use a copy of Tiger Woods magic wand.



A report says Canadians are dissatisfied with politics and also they love hockey, beer and breathing air.



Apple unveiled a new electronic device called the iPad which is not to be confused with NBA players pick up line to go back to my pad



Players with the Toronto Maple Leafs are asking to be traded prompting coach Ron Wilson to tell them to just keep playing like the band on the Titanic



Jacques Rogge, president of the International Olympic Committee, is urging the NHL to commit its players to take part in the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia. He wants the Olympics to feature the best of all Winter sports and if the NHL millionaires don’t show up it may affect the quality of hookers available to the Committee.



Mike Danton scored in his 1st game with the St. Mary’s Huskies with his coach calling it a break out performance.



Fans are questioning the bonus that millionaire NHL players could receive if they win a medal at the Olympics. Most people surveyed said the money should go to athletes near the poverty line like those in luge, biathlon and CFL players.



While trying on his jacket as part of the Olympic bob sleigh team Jesse Lumsden grimaced but later said it was just a tweak



How bad is it when Andre Dawson begged to be inducted in the Baseball Hall of Fame as a Cub instead of an Expo because he didn’t want to be known as a loser?