Harvard economics graduate Jeremy Lin is the latest flash
star of the NBA. Asked what he thought Lin said it doesn’t add up but makes
more cents than the Republican budget alternatives.
Calgary Police officials are on the alert after a number of
rabbits were found with arrows in them. They say it could be either a new and
deadly breed of Cupid or a crazed hockey groupie making sure she wasn’t
pregnant.
The Oakland A’s have signed Cuban defector Yoenis Cespedes
to what has been ironically called a boatload of money.
An Ontario judge ruled Monday in striking down the mandatory
minimum gun possession sentence saying it was cruel, unusual and not going to
help the Toronto Raptor attract any free agents.
The Conservative government is expected to introduce a bill
Tuesday to give police new powers to access Canadians' electronic
communications. The Police say this will allow officers to stop crime, reduce
crime and hopefully get the latest NHL trade rumours.
An online video of a Police officer being hit with a brick
during the Stanley Cup riot was preceded by an advertisement for a pregnancy
test. The moral of the story is clear; the easiest way to stop rioters is to
prevent their birth.
Toronto Leafs GM Brian Burke called Toronto the centre of
the hockey universe. This was confirmed by scientists who say the universe is
mostly full of gas.
Tiger Woods put a sweater vest over his traditional red
shirt for Sunday’s final match at Pebble Beach. The result was like most vests
a little short.
Donald Trump launched a blistering attack on Scotland's
First Minister, Alex Salmond, over plans to build what he called a “horrendous”
wind farm off the coast of his luxury Scottish golf resort. Trump is furious
the wind farm will generate more hot air than him. In related news the planned
sand traps for the new course will be named “The Comb Over” and players will be
required to use a special “Trump Rake” when leaving.
Legendary Toronto sports writer Trent Frayne died this week.
In accordance with his wishes his body will be buried alongside the Maple Leafs
playoff chances.
The Maple Leafs are on a tour of Western Canada just in time
for Valentine’s Day and in keeping with the occasion TSN has released this
poem.
Roses are red
Violets are bluer
Now that the Leafs are in the West
We’ll mention Vancouver
