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Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Swing Spit

There is an IBM machine on Jeopardy vying for the title of most trivial thing ever with a couple of past champions from the show. The second most trivial thing happening this week? Toronto Maple Leaf trades.

A retiring College football coach has called for a return to past ethics in recruiting. A spokesperson for the NCAA says they would like to oblige and go back to when it was more ethical but people love the forward pass.

Tiger Woods is coming under fierce criticism for his golf etiquette. Tiger has decided to change spit coaches and is sorry for anyone affected by the spray of his ball or his fluids, which coincidentally, were in the documents of his divorce.


A spokesman to an image reclamation agency say Tiger is in jeopardy of losing the 100% support of people who spit.