NY Yankees pitcher Mariano Rivera was injured and is out for
the season after a freak pre-game shagging flies accident. It is the 1st
shagging incident in Yankee history to not be treated by penicillin.
Daryl Sutter has the LA Kings one step closer to the Stanley
Cup finals. This is being met with a collective “who?” from dedicate Calgary
Flames fans.
Next year the Flames might be watching Daryl and Brent
Sutter meet in the playoffs, or as it is called in Calgary “Crap!”
The Phoenix Coyotes are in talks with another suitor to buy
the team. Tentative terms have not been released but the Glendale City Council
says they seem to meet their demands, people breathing in the seats.
Boy the after-after party for the Nashville Predators might
be a little awkward.
The Washington Redskins have announced #2 overall pick RG3
will be their starting QB. In a carefully worded statement the teams says they
chose another QB Kirk Cousins in the draft because his girlfriend was prettier.
This followed standard scouting practices that an ugly girlfriend means you
have no confidence. In the rookie camp RG3 showed up with a hottie, thus alleviating
the concern.
Two gymnastics judges have been banned from the London
Olympics by a disciplinary panel investigating mistakes during the women's
event at last fall's world championships. The judges were inadvertently giving
points for artistic merit to gymnasts who had not even offered a single bribe.
The oversight has been corrected.
The Vancouver Canucks resolved the status of general manager
Mike Gillis on Monday and moved closer to determining coach Alain Vigneault's
future. Sources say Vigneaults contract will be extended, made of iron clad
agreements and open to his quick removal.
Canadian world hockey captain Ryan Getzlaf was flabbergasted
after being linked to an incident at a Helsinki bar by Finnish media outlets.
Getzlaf says rumours of drinking, arguing and swearing were totally overblown,
adding were just discussing the Nashville Predators response to players
drinking, arguing and swearing in a bar.
Two employees at a Tim Hortons in Windsor, Ont., were
involved in a different type of labour today — they suddenly found themselves
having to help a woman give birth in one of the washrooms. The employees were
shocked when the woman decided to name the twins born to her Double and Double
Double.
The provincial government has introduced legislation to
regulate boxing, kick-boxing and mixed martial arts events across B.C. The bill
is known as the kicking, gouging, biting and slapping outside the Legislature amendment
and will be law once the backroom scuffles are finished.
Toronto's mayor refused to speak to reporters on Tuesday
during a very brief photo opportunity outside his office inside City Hall.
Citizens of Toronto hope the Toronto Maple Leafs GM will show the same pity on
Torontonians for the summer.
