Gordie Howe turned 80 last week and due to his age it took him longer than usual to elbow out his candles.
Todd Bertuzzi is trying to drag his ex coach Marc Crawford into the lawsuit with Steve Moore by saying Crawford told him to attack Moore. In his defence Crawford says Bertuzzi just misheard him and what he really said was to attack more.
Ironic that Passover and Toronto’s Stanley Cup playoff hopes came to an end on the same week.
You know the Jr. Hockey brawl was serious news when the Dali Lama asked for peace between Quebec Ramparts and Chicoutimi Sagueneens.
After his Quebec supporter demanded Liberal Leader Stephane Dion resign, Mr. Dion asked for people to concentrate on the real problem in Canada fighting in Jr. Hockey.
Officials with the City of Calgary want to put a tax on business owners along the “Red Mile” to help with clean-up and policing costs. The new tax will be called the Pee ST.
Calgary was the only City in Canada to record an increase in power consumption during Earth Hour with most people watching the Flames playoff hopes fall off the radar.
China says the recent detainment of Monks in Tibet was just an audition for candidate to throw third rocks for their Olympic curling team.
Despite the PGA Zurich Classic having an alligator on the course and bee’s swarming above, the field felt most grateful there were no Tigers.
Doctors are saying drugs used to treat depression are causing an epidemic of obesity and is also the reason Toronto Maple Leaf Jerseys only come in XXXL.
Yahoo unveiled a new web portal to appeal to women called Shine and not to be outdone the NHL revealed its new site called Shiner.
The NFL has ruled a defensive player from each team will be allowed to wear a helmet with a receiver built in and will be called the I-Pound.
The NFL says it has closed the chapter on the Spygate scandal and has concluded the New England Patriots were innocent of any attempts to get an advantage over competitors and then ended the press conference by saying April Fools.
Edmonton Oilers coach Craig Mctavish says despite his team not making the playoffs it has been one of his most enjoyable years. Asked how he plans to spend the offseason Craig says he will vacation in Iraq and spend some quality time at his cottage in the Alberta Oilsands.
Guy LaFleur is suing the Quebec police for $3.5 million as a result of his highly publicized arrest and in a strange turn wants to be paid in cartons of Export “A” Light.
In what has to be the ultimate irony, RIM owner Jim Balsille found out he will be unable to move a team into Southern Ontario in a text message from the NHL.
F1 boss Max Mosley is defending his part in a 6 way Nazi themed sex orgy by saying it was just one of life’s speed bumps.
Mosley says the reason there were 6 women involved was that like a late model German car, as you get older it sometimes becomes harder to get the oil changed.
Mosley says he is considering retiring and will be a part of a group offering a Nazi themed oil change called the Minute Man Lube.
The Los Angeles Kings miss the playoffs, the Toronto Maple Leafs miss the playoffs and the Edmonton Oilers miss the playoffs. I thought with the writers’ strike being over we were done with re-runs.
The Alberta Government says they feel the worst of their health care crisis is over citing an increase in Doctors, opening new Hospital beds and the fact the Oilers are through for the year.
Russian tennis player Mikhail Youzhny beat himself on the head with his racquet disproving the adage you can`t get blood from a stone.
The Canadian Government is studying the removal of pennies from the currency saying they will talk to the people most affected store owners, the service industry and CFL players.
