My thanks to Cam Hutchinson for supporting this creation. Cheers DJW

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Call that a riot?


The Rest of Canada was asked what they thought of the Vancouver Canucks losing out and most agreed. “What a riot!”

The cities of Calgary and Edmonton were not mentioned once during the Alberta election debate. It felt like we were watching coverage of NHL playoffs.

All we are saying… is give Metta World Peace a chance… and he’ll give you the irony of his name.

All of the Pollsters in the Alberta election got had their predictions wrong forcing some to other business opportunities like predicting NHL playoff outcomes.

Toronto's chief medical officer of health says speed limits in the city need to be lower — much lower. The chief say if we can take 9 years to build a competitive hockey team then taking it easy on the road shouldn’t be such a problem.

The Insurance Corporation of B.C. has applied to have its services declared essential in a bid to block possible strike action by unionized staff. The Corporations says insurance is critical to BC especially those that bet the farm on the Canucks winning the Stanley Cup.

Saskatchewan Government Insurance has quietly cancelled its green rebate for people who drive environmentally friendly cars. The rebate was originally intended to foster the use of alternative fuels…like used watermelon helmets.

The Greater Toronto Area was at a standstill after a late, late spring snowstorm added almost 6” of white stuff. This is the biggest unscheduled dump of white stuff to cover Toronto since 1995 when the NBA Draft was held at SkyDome.

University students in Quebec are rioting, destroying property and clashing with Police. The Rioters say they have no real grievances they just want to stay in shape in case the Montreal Canadians reach the playoffs next year.