Chill Montreal

Not sure who has the hardest record to justify... Alberta Premier Ed Stelmach defending the Oil Sands... Edmonton GM Kevin Lowe defending the Oilers or Calgary GM Darryl Sutter defending his personality...

A surprise in the poll to determine who is the most popular candidate for mayor of Calgary when Darien Durant placed in the top 5

Jesse Lumsden signed with the Calgary Stampeders but only after he was given assurance they don’t still shoot workhorses that go lame...

Former Arizona Cardinals QB and devout Christian Kurt Warner was surprised when he heard so many people were praying for him. It turns out fans were asking for divine intervention so he would be kicked off Dancing with the Stars so he could go back to the team

After sitting out the pre season and then signing a huge contract NY Jets CB Darrelle Revis is on the shelf with a strained hamstring. Asked how he will pass the time away from football Revis replied... comfortably...

For a person addicted to morphine working for the Edmonton Eskimos is going to be a pain

Top 5 NFL/ Michael Vic/dog fighting puns/double entrants’/satire/ridicule/rhyme type jokes
#5 He’s been let off the leash... kept on a short one or reignited the debate over chemical castration...
#4 Vic may play in the shotgun but can’t pull the trigger...
#3 Vic wants to play defence but NFL will not allow him to be a Rover
#2 In the CFL a career ending tackle is called horse collaring in the NFL it’s fatal and called dog collaring
#1 Bite me

According to experts the American recession ended in July of 2009. Toronto Maple Leafs could relate as their team turned the corner in February of 2006

Carey Price has asked Canadians fans to “chill” after they booed him during a pre season loss. Asked to comment Montreal Canadians fans took exception to the hothead and excitable label and then resumed burning his effigy, looting the Gap and filming their angst for a Radio Canada live performance special...