My thanks to Cam Hutchinson for supporting this creation. Cheers DJW

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Dine and Equine

Chad Ocho Cinco wants to send updates to his fans during the game since he is usually doing sweet tweet anyway

There was fantastic competition at the World Jewish Games, with almost every race won by a nose.

Former US figure skating champion Nicole Bobek was charged with running a drug ring which has thrown everyone for a triple loop

The only chance Bobek has in beating the rap is if she can get a couple of French Judges at her trial

You could tell BJ Ryan was finished as a closer because he would enter games to Boy Georges "Do you really want to hurt me?"

The Indiana Pacers deny being too "white" saying they only look for the cream of the crop

Bad news 2 horses killed during the Calgary Stampede... on the bright side there are ingredients for a whole new episode of The Wild Chef

A signed picture of Sidney Crosby was stolen from a Tim Horton’s... police say if the thief is caught he will be in double double trouble

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

MY 1st Fan Letter!

As this is my 200th post I was thrilled to receive my 1st ever letter from a fan... I don't want to gloat so I will only show a part of it...


Derek Wilken is a comic and teaches comedy! Obviously he is confused as to the difference between comedy and childish commentary. Nothing he says is by any stretch of the imagination funny. Spiteful, childish, inane,ridiculous, just plain dumb, would better describe his contribution.


I wish mom were alive... she would be so proud!

Fore Skins Game

I’m not sure Manny has the entire fertility drug out of his system because after hitting a home run he gave the fans a curtsy call..

PRTA is calling on TV broadcasters to boycott the Calgary Stampede saying it is complicit in the cruelty. I guess that means the Toronto Sports Network (TSN) must be guilty of crimes against humanity for giving us so many Leaf, Raptor, Jays and Argos games.

A village in Saskatchewan has built a replica of the Eifel Tower in order to attract tourists and investment. When asked to comment Gary Bettman said nice try, but you still don’t get a franchise.

The BC Civil Liberties Association has accused the International Olympic Committee of restricting free speech. Asked to comment an Olympic spokesman said “ “.

The Staples Center in Los Angles is holding an on-line auction for the tickets to Michael Jackson’s memorial service. The LA Clippers were hoping to cash in on the frenzy by offering season tickets to see their stiffs at the same time.

Until Danny Heatley rejected an offer to play with the Oilers I didn’t even know he was married.

Watching Jessie Lumsden reminds me of the Kindergarten song “head and shoulder knees and toe...knees and toes.”

Over 1.6 million people applied for tickets to see memorial service of Michael Jackson. This surpasses the previous record for people wanting to see a morbid spectacle set by Maple Leaf season ticket hopefuls.

Last Twitter update from Steve McNair... just bought my girlfriend the cutest gun...

What is more interesting the running of the bulls in Pamplona or the spreading of the bull by Gary Bettman?

Jewish athletes from all over the world have gathered to compete in athletic events but alas no golf skins game.

Scientists have detected a hormone which can tell women the moment they become pregnant thus replacing the old way hooking up with an NBA player.

Baseball Wives is another TV show filled with women I could never get to 2nd base with