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Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Fore Skins Game

I’m not sure Manny has the entire fertility drug out of his system because after hitting a home run he gave the fans a curtsy call..

PRTA is calling on TV broadcasters to boycott the Calgary Stampede saying it is complicit in the cruelty. I guess that means the Toronto Sports Network (TSN) must be guilty of crimes against humanity for giving us so many Leaf, Raptor, Jays and Argos games.

A village in Saskatchewan has built a replica of the Eifel Tower in order to attract tourists and investment. When asked to comment Gary Bettman said nice try, but you still don’t get a franchise.

The BC Civil Liberties Association has accused the International Olympic Committee of restricting free speech. Asked to comment an Olympic spokesman said “ “.

The Staples Center in Los Angles is holding an on-line auction for the tickets to Michael Jackson’s memorial service. The LA Clippers were hoping to cash in on the frenzy by offering season tickets to see their stiffs at the same time.

Until Danny Heatley rejected an offer to play with the Oilers I didn’t even know he was married.

Watching Jessie Lumsden reminds me of the Kindergarten song “head and shoulder knees and toe...knees and toes.”

Over 1.6 million people applied for tickets to see memorial service of Michael Jackson. This surpasses the previous record for people wanting to see a morbid spectacle set by Maple Leaf season ticket hopefuls.

Last Twitter update from Steve McNair... just bought my girlfriend the cutest gun...

What is more interesting the running of the bulls in Pamplona or the spreading of the bull by Gary Bettman?

Jewish athletes from all over the world have gathered to compete in athletic events but alas no golf skins game.

Scientists have detected a hormone which can tell women the moment they become pregnant thus replacing the old way hooking up with an NBA player.

Baseball Wives is another TV show filled with women I could never get to 2nd base with

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