My thanks to Cam Hutchinson for supporting this creation. Cheers DJW

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Infectous fun

I think Marvel comics were a bit late to create a comic based on NHL teams I mean Super Mario writes itself...

Top 5 Marvel super powers for NHL players
# 5 Able to say sorry at super speed
# 4 Turn team owners into paupers in a single court battle
# 3 Fly under American sports fan radar
# 2 Change Union heads at the speed of sound
# 1 OMG… his mullet… it’s alive!

The NFL is abuzz with speculation Minnesota QB Brett Favre sent pictures of his privates to a former NY Jets staffer. Officials are not sure what to call the incident... a quick snap, the offside pass or another day in the NFL. Brett’s wife has become a real stats fan as she awaits word whether the pass will be ruled complete or incomplete

Age is a real difference between Favre and younger QB's while the younger ones use a wristband to call plays all he has on his wrist is a Medic Alert bracelet.

Don Cherry spent most of Coaches Corner getting an award from the Canadian military. Cherry was honoured for his support, promotion and ability to shoot down all his detractors

The Dallas Stars are refusing to comment on the public intoxication charges against Mike Riberio saying it’s private

A Nigerian sprinter has tested positive at the Commonwealth Games the 1st athlete to test positive for something other than dengue fever

Not a good sign when your event is plagued with problems and it’s the real plague

After seeing his party get wiped off the electoral map, a worldwide recession linked to his policies and his team losing 2 games with him in the stands... we can now assume George Bush was not nicknamed W for winning.

Roy Hailiday must think a perfect game is one where he doesn’t wear a Toronto Blue Jays uniform,

Watching the film of San Francisco pitcher Tim Lincecomb leaping up after his team beat the Atlanta Braves was fun. Asked how he felt Tim said he hasn’t been as high since he went to the Black Eyed Peas concert

Not sure what was more embarrassing Henry Burris in a bra or the Stampeders defense caught with their pants down