My thanks to Cam Hutchinson for supporting this creation. Cheers DJW

Friday, July 31, 2009

The (Unconfirmed) Swindlers List

Rumored 2003 Swindlers List of MLB

How many players who were clean didn't make it to the Bigs?

1.Nomar Garciaparra
2.Manny Ramirez (Confirmed NY Times)
3.Johnny Damon
4.Trot Nixon
5.David Ortiz (Confirmed NY Times)
6.Shea Hillenbrand
7.Derek Lowe
8.Pedro Martinez
9.Brian Roberts
10.Jay Gibbons
11.Melvin Mora
12.Jerry Hairston
13.Jason Giambi
14.Alfonso Soriano
15.Raul Mondesi
16. Aaron Boone
17.Andy Pettitte
18.Jose Contreras
19.Roger Clemens
20.Carlos Delgado
21.Vernon Wells
22.Frank Catalanotto
23.Kenny Rogers
24.Magglio Ordonez
25.Sandy Alomar
26.Bartolo Colon
27.Brent Abernathy
28.Jose Lima
29.Milton Bradley
30.Casey Blake
31.Danys Baez
32.Craig Monroe
33.Dmitri Young
34.Alex Sanchez
35.Eric Chavez
36.Miguel Tejada
37.Eric Byrnes
38.Jose Guillen
39.Keith Foulke
40.Ricardo Rincon
41.Bret Boone
42.Mike Cameron
43.Randy Winn
44.Ryan Franklin
45.Freddy Garcia
46.Rafael Soriano
47.Scott Spiezio
48.Troy Glaus
49.Francisco Rodriguez
50.Ben Weber
51.Alex Rodriguez (Confirmed Selena Roberts)
52.Juan Gonzalez
53.Rafael Palmeiro
54.Carl Everett
55.Javy Lopez
56.Gary Sheffield
57.Mike Hampton
58.Ivan Rodriguez
59.Derrek Lee
60.Bobby Abreu
61.Terry Adams
62.Fernando Tatis
63.Livan Hernandez
64.Hector Almonte
65.Tony Armas
66.Dan Smith
67.Roberto Alomar
68.Cliff Floyd
69.Roger Cedeno
70.Jeromy Burnitz
71.Moises Alou
72.Sammy Sosa (Confirmed NY Times)
73.Corey Patterson
74.Carlos Zambrano
75.Mark Prior
76.Kerry Wood
77.Matt Clement
78.Antonio Alfonseca
79.Juan Cruz
80.Aramis Ramirez
81.Craig Wilson
82.Kris Benson
83.Richie Sexson
84.Geoff Jenkins
85.Valerio de los Santos
86.Benito Santiago
87.Rich Aurilia
88.Barry Bonds
89.Andres Galarraga
90.Jason Schmidt
91.Felix Rodriguez
92.Jason Christiansen
93.Matt Herges
94.Paul Lo Duca
95.Shawn Green
96.Oliver Perez
97.Adrian Beltre
98.Eric Gagne
99.Guillermo Mota
100.Luis Gonzalez
101.Todd Helton
102.Ryan Klesko
103.Gary Matthews

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Going Swimingly...

Top 5 NHL requirements to own the Phoenix Coyotes
# 5 Deep pockets shallow intellect
# 4 US citizenship
# 3 Be shorter than Gary Bettman
# 2 Plenty of ice in your drinks
# 1 Meds... lots of meds...

Psychologists are upset Wikipedia posted the results for the Rorschach inkblot tests especially since the most common response was boobies

Megan Fox is being banned from the internet today or as my GF calls it ...Thursday

Angry over losing a race to a swimmer with a better suit Michael Phelps has challenged Paul Bierdermann to a non rubber match

The NHL says Jim Balsillie doesn't meet the good character, integrity and financial requirements of an owner a bar set by Boots Del Biaggio

Boston Red Sox pitcher Dice-K is upset by the training regime which he says is hurting his arm. Dice-K says Japanese men have a different body type from Americans except of course Sumo Wrestlers

Swine flu risk increases with pregnancy CDC advises women to avoid the Calgary Stampede, NBA games and any Rider fan wearing a watermelon hat

Michael Schumacher is un-retiring to race for F-1 and in a surprise move will have Brett Favre in the backseat telling him when to turn

You know the new swim suits are making a difference when Shaq has to give Phelps a head start on his Reality show because he is wearing a better brand

In what has to be a 1st Plaxico led off his address to the Grand Jury with...My Bad...

Plaxico Burress testifies in front of a Grand Jury... breaks out dress sweats...

Molson's deal to purchase the Montreal Canadians is coming to a head after CIT Bank financing fell flat

A new book called 1959: The year that changed everything is so right on... both me and Fidel would become dictators

Calgary has a new $25 million footbridge that City politicians named the Peace Bridge. It was difficult finding a moniker to a monumental to waste of money because Coyotes, Vernon Wells and David Beckham were taken.

When asked how he felt about Arland Bruce Argos coach Bart Andrus said “he's dead to me”.

It was an interesting week with Michael Vick being allowed back in the NFL and Pete Rose’s name being considered for reinstatement. Up next week Plaxico Burress will become the head of the NRA, Travis Henry a spokesman for planned pregnancy and Gary Bettman will join the NY Knicks as a power forward.

The Canadian Open saw 8 holes in one shot this week just missing the record set by 50 Cent.

Michael Bishop says he thinks Stephan Laforge is a good quarterback which is a pretty left handed compliment.

The movie 500 Days of Summer Is in a trademark fight with the Toronto Blue Jays as they say that is how long it feels for the average fan.

The EU celebrated banning Canadian seal products with a dinner of foie gras and veal.

A reports says obese people live longer than normal weight ones so I'm putting my money on John Daly for the 2036 British Open.

In a ruling of the organizing body male Olympic swimmers will be required to wear a Speedo type suits although officials strongly advise anyone over 30 look in a mirror 1st before going to the beach in one.

Why is the Blue Jays Roy Halliday a hero for wanting to play with a winner and Mats Sundin a traitor for bailing out on the Leafs?

Sirius radio is the headset supplier for CFL teams and has a side agreement with the Blue Bombers to air their play calling as a comedy show.

As a way to save time David Ortiz was getting his steroid injections the same time he had liposuction