Coach Ka Ching

Top 5 signs your coach is overpaid
# 5 Buys his hoodies from Saks 5th Avenue
# 4 His favourite whine is a 1996 Chteau Lafite Rothschild Pauillac
# 3 The only thing he takes to the bank is his cheque
# 2 His spread offense looks more like a spread sheet
# 1 2 His go to guy is EF Hutton

Wayne Gretzky has quit as coach of the Phoenix Coyotes citing a conflict with the way they play and the way they pay

A Russian mafia boss Mikhail Prokhorov is interested in buying the NJ Nets prompting NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman to charge the Nets with tampering as they had already cleared him to buy the Coyotes

The amount of money being paid to F-1 for the privilege to race in Montreal is just another FU-2 Canadian taxpayers

Canadian officials were apologetic over sending body bags to northern reserves saying they should have been sent to the Phoenix Coyotes.

Mohamar Kaddafi made a rambling speech at the UN questioning the election of George Bush, JFK’s assignation and why College Football refuses to go to a playoff system

Sport Select had an interesting over under line of 33 being the total points scored between the Argonauts and Blue Bombers or the temperature in Calgary

The former coach of the NY Jets was fined for not disclosing Brett Favre had an injury. Favre was furious saying advanced arthritis was common in men his age not an injury

Mixed Martial Arts fighter Rampage Jackson says he will quit to pursue an acting career with his first job portraying Latoya Jackson in a made for TV movie