She Drives Men Crazy!

Watching Dancia Patrick at the Indy 500 qualifier I can see why her pit crew is head over heels for her.

Patrick is to appear on the cover of Sports Illustrated while her pit crew is just taking cover.

After reviewing the video the NFL has determined the New England Patriots need to stop reviewing the video.

A memorabilia dealer says OJ Simpson told him he killed his wife and more disturbing he signed his name on the bodies.

85 members of the Baltimore Ravens were involved in a training camp brawl with the winners being sent to New York.

The persons responsible for the brawl were quickly punished as fortunately the New England Patriots had a video of it.

Headline after Southern California basketball player OJ Mayo was reported to have accepted cash while playing High School ball “Extra Lettuce for Mayo”.

OJ says his name gives him the right to get some juice.

Don Cherry says Detroit rednecks don’t like the style of hockey the team plays and they just wish they could have a team like Toronto.

Hillary Clinton says she should be the Democratic Nominee because her support base is the low educated, middle aged white male which explains her WWF name Low Blow.


Alberta’s most profitable oil company Encana has split into 2 parts one in charge of buying tickets for the Oilers and one to subsidize the Flames.

I had a great quip about the Detroit-Dallas playoff but the joke was ruled not funny because my foot was in the crease.

US Senator Arlen Specter wants a Government inquiry into the allegations of videotaping by the New England Patriots because he knows of no other issue as important to the voters this election.

37 year old American sprinter Michelle Collins has been cleared to run again after a 3 year ban for using performance enhancing drugs. The 5’2” 350 lb Collins says she used her time off wisely.

In honour of Mothers Day and Lebron James mom...

Top 3 Signs your NBA Mom is too close to the action
# 3 Keeps sticking the opposing teams 3 point shooter with knitting needles
# 2 Tries to pull up your shorts when you run by
# 1 Always trying to set you up with one of the nice cheerleaders

In a concession to the Ontario Teachers’ Pension Fund the Toronto Maple Leafs will not hire a new GM but rather a Principle, Vice-Principle and Hall Monitor.

MLB is expected to ratify a new drug policy replacing the previous one that was apparently created by people on drugs.

Prosecutors have increased the number of charges against Barry Bonds in an attempt to knock at least one of them out of the park.