Tim Horton’s unveiled a Calgary Flames donut. It has no centre, a cream filling and not available at playoff time.

New England Patriots QB Tom Brady was furious with being charged with grounding the football when his pass seemed to go beyond everyone.  It was imply an answer to his wife Gisele’s request for friends and family to pray for him and he was sure he heard God say he was open.

NE Patriots QB Tom Brady’s wife Gisele Bundchen was caught saying her husband can’t throw and catch the ball at the same time.  She should know, as a model it is really hard for her to walk and chew gum at the same time.

Former world boxing champ Jean Pascal has turned over his Mercedes-Benz to a friend after losing a bet on the Super Bowl.  His wife is now asking friends and family to pray her husband comes to his senses.

I guess after the Super Bowl performance by MIA we can now call it the Finger Bowl

A Saskatchewan law limiting the ability of public sector workers to go on strike has been ruled unconstitutional by a Queen's Bench judge.  The ruling was for essential services such as Police, Ambulance and Beer Servers at Roughrider games.

The fans in Indianapolis gave New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick an ovation after he let the Giants score the winning touchdown uncontested.  Fans thought he was giving a nod to the Colts prevent defense. 

Best pass of the NHL All Star Game goes to the microphone wearing Chicago Black Hawks forward Patrick Kane who whispered to a teammate “That blonde is unbelievable”.  No word on if he was able to find a Taxi later to complete the scoring play.

Don’t know if Tiger Woods is a fan of politics but he is impressed by Newt Gingrich saying the old dude has game.

Which individual showed less class Alex Ovechkin not showing up for the All Star game to defend himself or Tim Thomas for showing up and trying?

Indianapolis Colts Owner Jim Irsay was upset with QB Peyton Manning saying Manning should “respect the Horseshoe” especially after all the trouble his dad went to when pulled a midnight move out of Baltimore to keep the “Horseshoe” respectable.

It looked like being at the Canada-Mexico Women’s Soccer game would be a riot but then I was let down when all the fans just had fun.

If there was extra time added on for injury in hockey like in soccer the Calgary Flames would have about 10 games added to their schedule.

Photographer Rachel Sussman is travelling the globe taking pictures of ancient organisms for her blog Oldest Living Things in the World.  So far she has documented 100,000 year old sea grass, an Oak tree that is 13,000 years old and a relief pitcher that appears to be ageless.

The Iraqi Government is suing a US soldier to return a brass buttock taken from a statue of former dictator Saddam Hussein saying the piece is priceless.  According to experts the only hard ass more valuable is NY Jets coach Rex Ryan.

It turns out Sidney Crosby was not only experiencing concussion like symptoms, but had a broken neck as well.  This has led teams with players listed as having concussion like symptoms to review the initial findings. From this it turns out 2 actually have sprained ankles, 1 a bruised bicep and 3 are recovering from the effects of an erection lasting more than 4 hours.

Fans in Indianapolis were charged $25 to sit in the stands and watch reporters ask questions during Super Bowl Media Day.  The NFL, desperate for revenue, has seized on this idea and will now offer fans the chance to watch the greatest stars wash their cars, mow the lawn and brush their teeth for only $9.99 a month on pay per view.