Rough Therapy

Top 5 signs your star athlete needs sex therapy
# 5 Plays nine holes before he hits the course
# 4 He spend his days off working out with the LFL and he plays baseball
# 3 Has to hire a PI to find his kids for a family reunion
# 2 He gives hook up advice to Wilt Chamberlain
# 1 He is always praying for rain so he can head out and make it rain

Whistler Mountain will go up for auction during the Olympic Games. The title of the auction will be Higher, Faster, Poorer

Brendan Taman has been named the new GM for the Saskatchewan Roughriders with team officials saying they like his experience, recruiting ability and the fact he has no kids at home needing a babysitter.

People are upset that Mike Danton a convicted criminal is allowed to attend St. Mary’s University. A spokesman for the University says they have to allow criminals into the school or they would not fill all the spaces available for new Lawyers.

Coach Rex Ryan of the NY Jets is convinced his team will win on Sunday to which the Indianapolis Colts say “fat chance”.

The Olympic Torch arrived in Calgary just ahead of the Calgary Flames who were still trying to recover from their scorching at the hands of the San Jose Sharks. Team officials refused to allow players to run with the Torch as they were concerned the hand off would be intercepted and returned to Greece.

Vancouver is praying for snow to allow them to host a successful Olympics the 1st time they have prayed for white stuff not sold on street corners.

The NHL is saying they need more time to make substantial rule changes regarding head shots and say they will move forward once Gary Bettman recovers from the concussion he received banging his head against the wall trying to sell the Phoenix Coyotes.

Alberta has reversed their decision to close Hospital beds citing an increase in patients, surgeries and players on the Oilers injured reserve list.

A supplier is offering knife proof vests in your team colours for the upcoming World Cup in South Africa. FIFA officials are incensed saying they should be available for executives and officials 1st. British fans say they will not wear them and just rely on their Guinness Guts.

Tom Brady says he won’t attend the Pro Bowl and after all other QB’s were considered it turns out Rex Grossman will come out of retirement to lead the team.