Sean Avery was offered a TV sit com after he aced the screen test.
Avery says the show will be a romantic comedy with a tentative plot revolving around him falling in love with his press clippings.
Carl Lewis is stopping just short of accusing Usain Bolt of taking performance enhancing drugs. Bolt was shocked because after listening to him attempt the American anthem he thought Lewis had died of embarrassment.
If every NFL player who had mental problems was treated like Vince Young there wouldn’t be enough psychologists left to treat the people in the financial sector.
Toronto Argonaut quarterback Kerry Joseph was demoted to second string so now he will have to take the money and sit.
Former hockey great Bobby Hull went off on a rant against today’s players wasting thousands of dollars on rookie initiation meals. Hull says it makes him want to pull out his hair, but it would ruin the transplant.
Toronto Argonauts quarterback Cody Picket has a rope in his locker in tribute to his days as a rodeo cowboy. Upon hearing this F1 head Max Mosley said “that’s it... I’m secretly a cowboy.”
A survey has reported 30% of men say sex is better after their team has won especially after watching the lingerie bowl.
The balance of the men say sex is better when their partners’ team has won.
The NHL says insurance costs will prevent star players from attending international events. This means the increase in premiums will decrease the number of premium players.
Ottawa Senators owner Eugene Melnyk announced he will try to purchase a MLS franchise and in a surprise move plans to call them the Roughriders.
It will be a toss-up as to who will tee off first players on the Ryder Cup or fans of Montreal and Edmonton who won’t be able to see their CFL teams play.
TSN says the conflict was unavoidable and said they tried to make alternate arrangements but those picky Montreal fans didn’t want to get up at 6:00 AM for a game.
The NY Mets say their biggest mistake during their playoff drive was not adding Dr. Heimlich when the roster expanded.
Top 3 Signs your NHL teams’ owner spent too much on free agents
# 3 His account says the books are scarier than his last horror film
# 2 His financial planner says his investments in Bank stocks are worth more than his investment in players’ salaries
# 3 Teams’ insurance company won’t allow the team to fly together as it will constitute too much risk.
Teachers in Saskatchewan are surprised by students’ lack of understanding on food saying kids think meat comes from a freezer, cereal comes from a store and watermelons come from a Riders game.
A tie worn by Montreal Canadians coach Guy Carbonneau was auctioned for $100,000 at a charity event the most paid for a tie since Al Gore.
