Teacher Pension the owners of the Toronto Maple Leafs have purchased the sleep company Simmons. A spokesman said the deal will accent the Leafs because when the Leafs lose customers have more mattress time.
The sideshow that is the NHL Players Association is much better suited to be a soap opera. I keep waiting for one of the honourable suits involved in knifing Union head Paul Kelly to suddenly confess he is actually Alan Eaglesons long lost sister Tootsie.
What is more honourable the NHL sticking an owner in Phoenix for millions in a market that won’t support a team or s former Chief Justice of Ontario peddling his influence to settle a score for a friend?
I’m pitching a script for a movie… in it Bonnie Lindros had an affair with Alan Eagleson and Eric is their lovechild in an elaborate plot to get rid of hockey so Hell can freeze over… can’t decide if it will be fantasy or a documentary…
Gary Bettman was furious at the decision of the Phoenix court saying the ruling would force him to spend nearly all this winter, talking with lawyers and staying in some crummy executive suite instead of enjoying the games in Nashville, New Jersey and Edmonton.
Kurtis Coombs, 19 had his hopes for victory as Mayor of Paradise NL vanish when he lost a draw after a tie with the other candidate. Coombs was furious saying the only other group that determines who gets the ball picking a name out of a hat is the Toronto Blue Jays.
Who says hockey isn’t trendy I mean they invented the fist bump.
It’s too bad Alberta is delaying their flu shots because the Flames look sick!
Calgary is wearing their original all red jerseys which make them look much bigger. Health officials say they are worried opposing teams may come down with a case of the Flames flu.
The Dali Lama was is Calgary and in an obvious pander to the city said non violence is OK but sometimes you just have to kick some Oiler ass.
Friday, October 2, 2009
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