Terrell Owens missed a drug test but says a player of his status should be shown clemency.
Soccer fans the world over were outraged when the Netherlands were awarded a goal that was obviously offside ruining millions of pools that had nil nil for every game.
The Toronto Sports Network was defending the purchase of CBCs rights to their hockey song saying it fits with their blueprint of overpaying for repetitive sound bites that have no history of winning the Cup.
NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman has canceled CBCs plans to run a contest for a new song saying he had promised the rights to Nashville.
The Chicago Bears have released running back Cedric Benson after his second alcohol related offense in 2 months saying Cedric ceased to be entertaining.
NFL Commissioner Roger Godal says the recent rash of alcohol related incidents with players just shows they are a spirited group.
Boston Celtics Paul Pierce says the trainers carrying him off the court were confused as they had previously worked with soccer players.
Boston Celtics fans were holding up cardboard cut-outs of the latest cheerleader Kobe Bryant has allegedly been having an affair with which is the most make-up on a game face since Dennis Rodman.
Dion Phaneuf is on the cover of the latest NHL video game an easy choice for someone who pushes everyone’s buttons.
The game has a special feature where if you hit the right buttons Dion will smile.
Donald Trump wants to build a golf course in Scotland and hasn’t read all of the environmental report but did comb over the hairy parts.
Travis Henry says he will spend Fathers Day the same as usual being served breakfast in shifts.
Former Cincinnati Bengals coach Sam Wyche recently won election to City Council and credited his victory with an intimate grasp of criminal behaviour.
Detroit Red Wings Chris Osgood and Nicholas Lidstrom recently appeared on the Tonight Show to celebrate their Stanley Cup victory to which Tiger Woods said "no one watches TV anymore".
A new report is saying Roger Clemens used Viagra which explains his reliance on the high hard one.
Doctors advised Roger to seek treatment if his heater lasted for more than 8 hours.
Sunday was Gay Pride Day the only time honours are given out to not only switch hitter but pitchers and catchers as well.
Convicted NBA referee Tim Donaghy says the league conspired with referees to aid teams in order fix the outcome of games. Commissioner David Stern reacted angrily saying “let’s just say I’m positive he will get what coming to him... if you know what I mean”.
Asked why he was parting with his Stanley Cup memorabilia former Edmonton Oilers owner Peter Pocklington said he ran out of players to sell.
US unemployment numbers increased dramatically over the past month led by losses in the auto sector, manufacturing and professional NHL and NBA coaches.
The race to pass the blame on Big Ben’s Triple Crown loss is headed down the backstretch with neither jockey Kent Desormeaux nor trainer Rick Durrow sparing the whip.
After hearing animals can legally receive a shot of steroids Roger Clemens is now saying he was just horsing around.
New Toronto Maple Leaf coach Ron Wilson says coaching the team is a dream come true right up there with having a public prostate exam.
We should have seen Cliff Fletcher had his eye on running the Leafs for the long term when he had the GMs suite redecorated with shag rugs, an avocado green fridge and disco ball.
IBM has unveiled the first computer that can do 1000 trillion calculations per second. The machine will be used to assist in nuclear weapons design, genetic engineering and making a case for the economic viability of the NHL in the Sun Belt.
A report saying Christians are being persecuted in China to avoid disruptions during the Olympic Games has met mixed reaction with human rights organizations outraged and PETA favorably noting the lions have become extremely well fed.
Euro 2008 has unveiled new technology that can track how many kilometers a player runs during the match as well as instantly determining the degree of difficulty for each dive.
NASA says they are excited the recent Mars Explorer has found ice which means there could be life on the planet and it keeps alive the non Canadian exit strategy for the Nashville Predators.
The pouring rain during the Euro 2008 games has made calling dives easier as they can now judge by the amount of splash.
