Officials in Wisconsin have detected higher than usual traces of radioactive matter in their water which is thought to be fallout from the toxic NFL situation in Green Bay.
After an inspiring victory over Edmonton on Saturday Calgary Flames supporters are left dangling between the bandwagon and the wagon. The group that took the loss harder than Edmonton fans was Calgary sports writers who were banking on a trip to Montreal or Vancouver in the springtime.
The Flames were off to a terrible start in the game and players blamed it on Earth Day saying they decided to shut off the power for the 1st 45 minutes.
In an attempt to be sensitive to the many people rocked by earthquakes, floods and radioactive fallout, the NCAA has banned sports networks covering March Madness from using meltdown, crumble or swept away in the headlines.
I love March Madness it reminds me of a rerun of My name is Nobody.
Even if Barry Bonds is acquitted of charges in his steroid trial you have to feel sorry for him. In testimony his mistress says his head size increased and not in the best way.
Top 5 Tweets by Vancouver fans to Thoeren Fleury
# 5 #$%&%*^$** You!
# 4 Come to Vancouver for a swim in the ocean stay to sleep with the fishes
# 3 Thanks for taking the heat off the HST!
# 2 Didn’t you have your 5 minutes of fame already?
# 1 Calgary should tell their younger players to be quiet!
Italian striker Mario Balotelli is in trouble after throwing darts at the Manchester City youth team. A spokesman for the team tried to play down the incident saying he couldn’t hit the bulls eye with a GPS.
Columbian soccer team Cucuta Deportivo is under investigation after bringing a dead drug gang member into the stadium for a game. The team says he wasn’t dead when he entered but became bored to death during the 0-0 game.
The Conference Board of Canada reports Quebec is the only province where business confidence is increasing. They point to the upcoming hokey playoffs where they say crowbar forgers, spray paint makers and rock sellers expect brisk business during after game celebrations.
A picture of the cobra that escaped from the NY Zoo was taken down from the internet after officials with the Jets confirmed it was a photo shopped shot of Brett Favres junk.
Saturday, April 2, 2011
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