Hey it is called Foot Ball...

The US Government has repealed the “Don’t ask, Don’t tell” policy for gays and lesbians serving in the military. Don’t ask, Don’t tell is also a policy of Calgary Flames GM Daryl Sutter only he calls it Tuesday.

Craigslist has stopped listing erotic ads in Canada. Now if you want to hook up with a woman you have to do what every Canadian male had to do in the past, play in the NHL.

A Saskatoon disc jockey has come under fire for getting high on the air with a hallucinogenic herb causing him to double over with laughter. Officials warn of the dangers and say if Canadians wish to have a hearty laugh they should stick to watching the Toronto Maple Leafs kill a penalty.


Didn’t know Sarah Palin was such a big football fan until I saw her Xmas card where she was lined up in the shotgun formation

A new version of How the Grinch Stole Christmas is currently holding casting calls with the inside track being given to NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell and Union executive DeMaurice Smith.

In what had to be an unfortunate spell check error the Xmas card from Brett Favre ExtenZe his best for the upcoming year.

Top 5 signs you’re at an NBA Xmas party

# 5 Elves are all over 6’
# 4 Packages are being unwrapped with no gifts exchanged
# 3 The rounds are live and the punch mostly sucker
# 2 The Holly Wreath got packed in a bong
# 1 Guest list is pretty well all Ho, Ho, Ho’s

Actor Marilu Henner has a condition called autobiographical superior memory which allows her to remember every day of her life. The condition is also known to Toronto sports fans a hell.

Social media King Mark Zukerberg is in China and sources say he is considering starting a joint venture. The new website will become a place to post embarrassing pictures and gossip about your Friends and will be called Losing Facebook.


Rex Ryan says he will not talk about the foot fetish video saying he doesn't concentrate on the pleasures but rather his focus is on the agony of defeat...


I always wondered how a 350 lb. guy got the nickname twinkle toes...


I can't help but feel the video leak is a way to take the pressure of his team... it must be a part of an over arching plan...


He says mostly he is sorry for his wife and the person who posted the video should feel like a heel...


The news hit his players hard but they all promised to be more understanding of Rex and would toe the line in the future...